Quote from Azaer

My only regret is that I can't remember how the hell I did that...
If I could consciously control that, I'd probably have chicks all over me...
*le sigh* u_u

Quote from Gunnii

You're post came off as you were very fond of your own "success", and you shared it too us because you felt like everyone had to know about it. If that's not bragging please give me a better definition because I've obviously misunderstood something.

The joke is not about how women should be obligated to make you a sandwich because of your superior genitals it is about women being useless anywhere else then the kitchen. I personally don't get the achievement in this, I've got tons of friends who would willingly make me a sandwich, unless you've reached the point in Zed's suggestion I don't really care.

Quote from Scarecrow

yeah man i'm not impressed until you get zed's footstool

and i don't see any consequence from what has happened here either

Quote from Javelin

Yeah, nevermind then.
I will get that footstool.
But does it still count if I pay her?

Quote from Scarecrow

only if you're paying her by allowing her to give you blowjobs

Quote from Joachim76

Your life is short enjoy it don't waste it for girls. There is a short quote about life, "Live with no excuses and love with no regrets"