The 1st poster (me), will make a wish, any wish. The next person that posts will add a bad twist to that wish, and then state a wish of their own, and the game continues.

Rules -

Quote from Hewitt

m0ntana has spoken. I will now infract terrible not-well-thought-out corruptions for essentially being post-count posts AKA minor spam.

Think about how you corrupt the wish next time.

1. Stop fucking making wishes like ''I wish my wish won't be corrupted'', or ''I wish for nothing''. Leave now if your going to do that.
2. After you post once, you can't post for another 5 corrupts.
3. Try not to tell people to skip you, but if you must use ''#'' in front of your post.

Examples - (Don't use these.)

Post 1 -
I wish for a Lamborghini vehicle.

Post 2 -
Granted. You got it very cheap because it was crushed by an anvil.

I wish I was had a $100,000,000.

Post 3 -
Granted. The next day, you were arrested because you robbed the money from a bank.

I wish I was the best cook in the world.

Post 4 -
Granted. You might be a good cook, but you cook in a pan that's very dirty.

I wish there was world peace.

And the game continues!

I'll start.

I wish for a bucket full of water.

Granted, you got a bucket full of dirty warter

i wish i have a unicon

Granted, you got a horse with a spike glued to the head

I wish for nothing

You disintegrate into nothing

I wish I was ugly.

Granted,you not wish anything and you suicide coz your uglyness
i wish for a...... sandwich hand grab sandwich :)

Granted, you got a 1 Billion year old sandwich hand grab sandwich (da fuck?)

I wish to be Frozen in space.

Granted, you will be frozen on the coldest part of the universe.

I wish I could be handsome

Granted, you became too handsome anyone who looks at you will melt.

I wish to live in Team Fortress 2

edit -

To the guy below me...I didn't saw the second rule :C sorry...

/Edit: ^I'm ignoring this guy since he obviously doesn't have the attention span to read through the extremely simple set of rules.^
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Granted, you're handsomeness gets you raped.

I wish for my next wish to be impossible to corrupt.

Granted, you became too handsome anyone who looks at you will melt.

I wish to live in Team Fortress 2

Granted,after you live you will die (Dafuck??)
i wish to turn moon into banana :)

Quote from Gunnii

/Edit: ^I'm ignoring this guy since he obviously doesn't have the attention span to read through the extremely simple set of rules.^
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Granted, you're handsomeness gets you raped.

I wish for my next wish to be impossible to corrupt.

Granted, your wish does not come true.
I wish I could be smart.

Frost, if someone has been skipped, just continue with the skip pant.

Quote from Frostneuroz

Granted,after you live you will die (Dafuck??)
i wish to turn moon into banana :)

granted, the moon become banana in the first bengining of the world make all the monkey build rocket to go to the manana and there will no humun ben born then you will never wish that wish and simple break the universe

i wish to become the best of the best of the best of the best animator

Granted. Your fans will want you to animate so much that you'll get extremely exhausted and tired, you'll quit animating.

I wish for a set of swords.

Quote from m0ntana

Granted. Your fans will want you to animate so much that you'll get extremely exhausted and tired, you'll quit animating.

I wish for a set of swords.

Granted, They all appear above you and fall stabbing you in multiple places

I wish I was pink.

Quote from Pox

Granted, They all appear above you and fall stabbing you in multiple places

I wish I was pink.

Granted. Your are now Pinky from Pinky and the Brain.

I wish that the twist the next guy gonna say about my wish won't happen.