Granted, but everyone who wanted to protect the trees rebelled againts you and began Tree Wars (that sounds stupid xD) and at the end they killed you and replanted Trees.

I wish for a Gatling gun Flamethrower.

edit- Ninja'd -.-

Quote from The Drill King

granted, but the planet was murcury, and we all burned

i wish for 2 more wishes

Granted, You wasted your 2 wishes on Nothing.

Look above this

Granted, but it self-destructs when you press the trigger, so there's no purpose of using it.

I wish I could fly.

Granted. You can fly, but you can't control it's speed. Guess what happens.

I wish I have a camera.

Skip me.

_Aiman_ you have to write a wish...

so...still no wishes?

okay then...
I wish I was the most athletic person in the Universe.

granted,when you run,you run too fast and you are lost in space
i wish for i'm can be a god

granted you become so powerful no one can talk to you, look at you, or acknowledge you.
i wish that i liked the taste of cheese.

Granted, you liked the taste of cheese so much you become one.

I wish I have a Spearton army.

Granted. But, now they all mine.
I wish I am the most important human.

Granted, you're very important to destroy.

I wish I am iron man

Granted, but Tony Stark steals it from you.

I wish for a new color.

Quote from GameRat101

Granted, but Tony Stark steals it from you.

I wish for a new color.

granted but to see that color, you munch blind color to see it

i wish i am the best of every thing

you die because you are now the best at dieing.

I wish I had four peaceful kittens who would always love me and never hurt me. :3

Quote from 270

you die because you are now the best at dieing.

I wish I had four peaceful kittens who would always love me and never hurt me. :3

Granted, but they are as ugly as fuck.

I wish for a camera that is usable and can take good pictures. Can't be taken away, its always attached to my neck.

Granted, it is literally fused to the side of your neck, hampering you for the rest of your life.

I wish a mod would make the next post.