Quote from DigitalFlamer105

Granted, but I'm not dumb

I wish I have Unlimited Internet and I don't have to pay for the Internet not to be disconnected :D

Granted, But your family will pay....


For the last time "I wish for Blood Shenanigans"

(Just google "Shenanigans" and understand it)

Quote from harvie89

Granted, But your family will pay....


For the last time "I wish for Blood Shenanigans"

(Just google "Shenanigans" and understand it)

Granted. Your buffoonery in dealing with the dark arts cause you to sell your soul and misuse your blood powers, generally causing havoc for your friends and loved ones. You lie in the wake of your own destruction as shenanigans become sadistic, demonic rituals used to appease your Nether world Lords.

I wish I could get the next plane ticket of my island and start my life.

Quote from Hewitt

m0ntana has spoken. I will now infract terrible not-well-thought-out corruptions for essentially being post-count posts AKA minor spam.

Think about how you corrupt the wish next time.


@m0ntana, please put this ^ in your first post




Yeah, NOBODY FOLLOW _Ai_'s retarded advice. If you make extremely nonesense wishes, I will infract that shit too for pretty much the same reasons.

I wasn't giving them a reason to make a nonsense wish. Just told them in general. I take time in thinking corruptions. Some of these is quite hard to corrupt. For me at least.

Granted, but the island has a volcano which erupts every two hours making the entire island flowing with lava and toxic gases.

I wish for the ability to procrastinate something without consequences.

Granted, and because of your procrastination, it took you 40 years to graduate in college.

I wish junk food was good for you.

Quote from GameRat101

Granted, and because of your procrastination, it took you 40 years to graduate in college.

I wish junk food was good for you.

Granted. You eat so much junk food now that it's healthy, that you get fat anyway.

I wish I was Jyggalag, Daedric Prince of Order

Granted, but I don't know who he is so you just became the Prince of Order

I wish for a phone that can transform to a gun.

Granted, but it self-destructs once you turn it into a gun.

I wish I was best friends with Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris.

Quote from GameRat101

Granted, but it self-destructs once you turn it into a gun.

I wish I was best friends with Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris.

Granted, but Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you for breaking the rules of this thread

I have broken the rules, and so have been deprived of my wish.

Quote from GrimmtheReaper

Granted, but Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you for breaking the rules of this thread

I have broken the rules, and so have been deprived of my wish.

You got the ability to slap yourself without pain, but everyone laughed at you. So you cried in the corner, while slapping yourself wishing you had wished something.

I wish I was a mixture of deadpool and spiderman, so I can slap all the people that mix them together.

Granted, you slap all the people who mix them together *slap-slap-pity-slap*, then you get arrested but you keep slapping everybody * slap * until they shoot you.

I wish for the ability to be able to digest/eat everything.

You can eat anything, you continue to eat as much as you can, and you get a terrible stomach ache.

I wish I wasn't grounded anymore.

Quote from Hewitt

m0ntana has spoken. I will now infract terrible not-well-thought-out corruptions for essentially being post-count posts AKA minor spam.

Think about how you corrupt the wish next time.

added.

Granted, but you get unusual punishment instead.

I wish I was respected more.

Quote from GameRat101

Granted, but you get unusual punishment instead.

I wish I was respected more.

Granted you are not respected EVER
I wish I was the smartest person on Earth and any other planet

Quote from Hydra

Granted you are not respected EVER
I wish I was the smartest person on Earth and any other planet

Granted, now you were the smartest criminal who was chased by universal corps because stealing the most important energy source from the biggest planet at Andromeda Galaxy. Unfortunately, you also couldn't back to Earth because at the day before, you had made a huge chaos and damage by launching every governments' nuclear bomb there (need some cleverness to do that). Thus, you left abandoned, still looking for some place to hide from universal corps.

I wish there were no hunger and poverty.