#Hewitt you son of bitch, took mah gun and shot me in the leg.

Quote from J.Christian

Granted but Hewitt came in your front after he dissapeared and get your gun,after inserting he fired you :3
I wish for an Pizza w/ bacon

Granted, with a special extra topping of roasted cockroaches (careful, they're hot).

I wish.....for my post to be invisible.

Person below me edit your post.

Granted, you now dance very badly.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

Granted, Turns out to be a tranny. When you try to leave, he stops you then locks you in his basement. You will be forever butt-hurt.

I was for something boring.

Granted. You get a breadcrumb. Then a bird came along and pecked it up.
I wish for a book.

Granted, you get a book thrown at your face.

I wish i was rich

Quote from Koon

Granted, you get a book thrown at your face.

I wish i was rich

Granted, then a truck ran over yo-OH FUCK.

I wish to become a ctulhu.

Granted, but you were immediately killed by your arch-rival, Hastur the Unspeakable.

I wish to be lucky.

Granted, but a Leprechaun steals your luckiness.

I wish for a dog.

Granted, the dog had rabies and bit you.
I wish I had an iphone 5

Granted, but it melted

I wish to wish the wish of the next person who wish to a wish post... Logic :P

granted, they...I...wished....to be illogical

I wish to be illogical

Granted, but theres nothing

I wish to be anthro :3

Your stuck being an anthro. Forerver.

I wish to be a amazing Action Script 2 coder.

Granted, but Action Script 2 was deleted from the world and there's only Action Script 3 left in the world.

I wish for a portable cannon with infinite cannonball.