Granted. Here, a biscuit. Eat it. You can't see it? Too bad.
I wish it would be summer ALL THE TIME for ALL the students in this world. And that they're smart enough to NOT go to school.

Granted. This however has disastrous effects. First, since the sun is out all year around, skin cancer becomes an epidemic. People die by the hundred of thousands. Second, summer temperatures cause ice at both poles to melt. The world sea level rises by 15 feet, killing millions, and destroying all beach front property, which also puts the kibosh on any plans of going to the beach that you may have had. And, third, due to the sudden rise in temperatures, all peoples between 45 degrees north and south of the equator have to be evacuated to northern cities, causing overpopulation, food shortage, riots, and eventually, total anarchy. But, hey, no school! Am I right?

I wish to live a long and happy life.

Granted. You died a horrible death, mutilated and raped, still a virgin.
I wish for a better pen.

Granted, but there's no more ink at the pen.

I wish for a tablet for animating purposes only.

Granted but the tablet breaks after you draw a single line
I wish the world never ends

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Granted but the tablet breaks after you draw a single line
I wish the world never ends

Granted, and you stuck in a whirling limbo.

I wish to have a flaming katana on my hand, and it wouldn't hurt me.

Granted! You got an ''Know parkour'' There is an manual with it written in white ink!

I wish A flat world.

Granted, the world is now flat...and surprisingly blocky. You find yourself alone as well. You hear a hiss and notice the blocky green creature beside you -- which then promptly explodes, ultimately killing you. The world was apparently in hardcore mode as well and you did not respawn.

I wish that the world was at peace.

Granted. The world is now at peace, but the people who live on it are not. There are no more natural disasters, but large wars rage on!

I wish I could turn into chibi of myself and hit people with sticks

Granted, you become the most adorable thing in the world.
You're so cute infact people die just from looking at you.
You realize the horror you cause and attempt to change back
to normal but find you're stuck in chibi form.

Your cuteness becomes apparent to the world and you
become known as the "Chibi cereal killer",
the government takes you in and locks you away in
solitary confinement so you can't hurt anyone.

I wish to have Chamel's avie as a pet.

Granted, however it's a psycho and sets your house on fire.

I wish I am a master fighter with a petrifying cockatrice corpse.

Granted, you are now a master fighter corpse.

I wish to be better at video games.

Granted. You are now better at NES games, which you don't have any and you suck at other modern games.
I wish for MOAR *****.

Granted, here you are : **************************************************

I wish for some spy gadgets

Granted. You get a strap-on-body dynamites, which goes off when you slack even just a bit.

I wish to have a Persona. persona game ref look for it