"The title explains everything"
~Jeus Christ

Dear Jeus,
why?

Jesus Didn't write the bible he lived it.

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Jeus. What's up with that bible? Did everything in that bible happen for real? How did you formulate the idea behind the "Number 1 most read book in the world"?

"The Old Testament was just the Jewish religion. The new Testament was written by all my disciples and not a word was written by me. Although many of my famous quotes are contained in the New Testament. In Fact, I didn't even know how to read and write back then."
~Jeus Christ

The savior has been ressurected! Again!
Halle-freaking-lujah!

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The savior has been ressurected! Again!
Halle-freaking-lujah!

"That's the Spirit"
~Jeus Christ

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JEUS! You're back.

Alright I'm asking a question, why did you even created Hell? I thought you love your peoples and childrens, why you suffer them to death in the lake of fire?

Ehm, it wasn't Jeus who made hell?
:/

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JEUS! You're back.

Alright I'm asking a question, why did your father created Hell? I thought you and your father love your peoples and children, why you suffer them to death in the lake of fire?

To punish them for their sins and make them realize Jeus is da best.

Hey Jeus, what is your father like?
I'd imagine him with a sort of twisted sense of humor.

Can your dad make a rock that is so heavy he is unable to lift it?

How insultingly funny.

So, how do you feel, coming back from the dead?

Hey Jeus, did the kangaroos get on Noah's Ark? How did he get them from Australia and onto his Ark? Did he have lots of little Arks that collected them? I mean kangaroos are a pretty cool animal, but why didnt they get a shout out?

Yo Jeus, what kind of pizza do you like?

Oh lord Jeus, why is there a fire?

I'm gay. Any suggestions?