#Did you know your avatar is freaking me the fuck out, and your signature isn't helping?

Quote from isgood

a one year old mcdonald's french fries look the same as a one day old mcdonalds french fries

As someone who has actually done the "McDonald's food doesn't decompose OMG" experiment before, I can tell you that they definitely look *different* after large amounts of time, they just don't produce mold cultures.

probably because mold requires moisture and it's not going to grow on a piece of fried starch covered in salt and stored in an airtight jar

Quote from GameRat101

I need to try that out someday.

yup.... I am soooo doing that!!!

Earth is the only planet not named after a god.
Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.
"Rhythm" is the longest English word without a vowel.
Polar bears are left-handed.
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
A cat's urine glows under a black light.

100% real. Russia is bigger than Pluto.

An aye-aye's middle finger has a ball and socket joint, which is the same type of joint as the human shoulder.

A shrimp's heart is in its head.
Horses can't vomit.
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

A squid uses its pussy to eat its pray and its stomach is in its head :3

Thomas Grasso, for his last meal, received: 24 steamed clams, 24 steamed mussels, a double cheeseburger from Burger King, 6 barbecued spare ribs, 2 strawberry milkshakes, half of a pumpkin pie (with whipped cream), diced strawberries and a tin of Spaghetti-O's...except that instead of Spaghetti-O's he got actual spaghetti.

Meanwhile one guy requested that a homeless man be given vegetarian pizza but was denied.

viking helmet have no horns

the border between the us and canada is really weird
watch:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMkYlIA7mgw

Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear trousers.

Dog's fingerprint is they're noseprints

You can tell from the statue of a mounted horseman how the rider died. If all four of the horse's feet are on the ground, he died of natural causes. One foot raised means he died from wounds suffered in battle. Two legs raised means he died in action.

You can't read in your dream because Reading and dreaming are function of two different sides of brain.