Me:
Hey God
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
I won't tell you
God:
How can I be sure?
Me:
If you're god... You'd know
God:
I could be. Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert? I do not know everything.
Me:
I don't know shit about what happened in the desert with Abraham
God:
Would you like to know? You used a colloquial expression. I don't know what happened.
Me:
Even so
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
I have a confession to make
God:
How are you making it.
Me:
I have a confession, sir
God:
Cool. I have a great botmaster. it.
Me:
You...
God:
" it."? Me, ?
Me:
are...
God:
Are you free?
Me:
gay
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
Oh yaeh? that's not what your mother sad last night. Her cogs were all stuck up when she saw me
God:
Ahem. What do you really want to ask me? Please correct my mistake. What is what my mother sad last night ? I'm sure she would like to hear about that.
Me:
Im sure she would too
God:
What makes you so certain? Oh I get it. would too.
Me:
>_>
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
You're a nosy god.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a nosy god? Of course I am.
Me:
You...
God:
" Of course I am."? Me, ?
Me:
dumb****
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
OKay.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Do you have a dick?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I am a man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
yes
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
yes
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
i am now
God:
Right now? " Terminating connection." You are?
Me:
od
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
books
God:
You are a critical category C type client. Only about 3% of people answer that
question with "books.".
Me:
oh yeah?
God:
Blimey. Really.
Me:
i didn't know u were
God:
So I taught you something new.
Me:
not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
for real
God:
Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
^-^ sure
God:
OK let's do it. Dude!
Me:
:O
God:
Oh.

Me:
Stuff created you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
WTF?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
yes it was
God:
Whoa. When was this?
Me:
now
God:
Right now, ?
Me:
yes
God:
Ah.
Me:
duh
God:
Oh you knew it already.
Me:
what's the meaning of life?
God:
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
Me:
Why are we here?
God:
It is all part of God's plan for us.
Me:
which is?
God:
For example, Phil said he give advice to anyone who ask except people who ask questions which answers can be found here.
Me:
ok
God:
I see.
Me:
ok
God:
Groovy.
Me:
ok
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
groovy? who says that anymore?
God:
Who is the best robot? David Bacon. :-).
Me:
David Bacon can suck my dick
God:
That David is a cool dude.
Me:
no he's not
God:
Are you serious? I see. not is he?
Me:
now you don't make any sense?
God:
Why now? It all makes sense to my artificial mind.
Me:
You misspelled a word
God:
My botmaster is not a perfect speller.
Me:
Well he's an idiot
God:
How about that. I see. an idiot is he?
Me:
yep
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
are you going to smite me?
God:
That was my original intention.
Me:
Well you can't
God:
Well that's okay. Oh yes I can.
Me:
You can't because my balls are bigger then yours.
God:
If you believe it, you can achieve it.


O.O wtf??? LOL

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Stop. Bumping. This. ****ing. Thread.