breaks through window> falls into a pool of ice cream> freezes

Well, break through the window, maybe there is an ice cream van for him waiting there, so he can hit people with it! yay!

Alright guys, if you insist, I shall swing through the window

















Our hero finds himself in a dark room in the ice cream factory with a strange and indescribably complex looking machine of some sort.

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?


Also guys remember, you only get to decide what the protagonist does. Don't make suggestions like the one about "the cold bitch", where you suggest new characters or plot twists.

He pulls the blue lever. Revealing another wrench.

uses wrench to unscrew pipe, then he pulls lever. (ice cream shoots out)

Destroy everything with the wrench to release the ice cream flood. The pedestrians must die.

Pull the green lever, it's more sexy. It will bring you green ice cream!

Make him pull both levers and overload the factory causing a massive nuclear ice cream explosion.

Quote from Metal Flower

Make him pull both levers and overload the factory causing a massive nuclear ice cream explosion.

=D blah blah blah

Pull both levers at the same time after you put the wrench in your inventory.

Explore more of the factory.

FIDDLE WITH THE LEVERS! FIDDLE WITH THE LEVERS!

Or disco dance.

Quote from nukem

uses wrench to unscrew pipe, then he pulls lever. (ice cream shoots out)

You're not supposed to determine what happens when you do something. You're just supposed to say "pull the lever" and see what happens.

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Destroy everything with the wrench to release the ice cream flood. The pedestrians must die.

Lmao.

Melt the wrench to the floor and admire your great accomplishment.

See how many blows to the head he can take with the wrench before being knocked out.

Try to set the whatevers in the pipe on fire. After inventorizing the wrench.