my choose your own adventure thingy is better

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Jun 13, 2008 7:15 AM #155504
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The man in the dark grey shirt is our protagonist. He is holding something behind his back.

I wonder what it is? What will he do with it? Why is he at some sort of social convention for retards?

YOU DECIDE!!!



Here's how it works:

1) post suggestions on what our unnamed hero should do next
2) I'll pick one of these suggestions and draw it
3) repeat step 1


Please refrain from suggestions involving cocks. You may think you're being incredibly humorous by suggesting "HE SHOULD PULL OUT HIS PENIS AND MASTERBATE WITH IT ROFL!", but spare me the attempted humour.

OK GO!
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Jun 13, 2008 7:18 AM #155507
Eh there's like 2 threads like these. Madness?

Anyways make him get out a knife and stab those two retards, with blood and guts flying everywhere and say "I'm Chuck Norris biatch!"
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Jun 13, 2008 7:24 AM #155510
Use the doorknob on the door as a weapon, kill one and interogate the other.
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Jun 13, 2008 7:25 AM #155511
The item to be revealed, methinks, should be a Guy Fawkes mask. What happens should be obvious.
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Jun 13, 2008 7:35 AM #155519
Whatever's behind his back, he needs to start killing the pedestrians with it. It's the only way.
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Jun 13, 2008 7:37 AM #155520
Its a hammer, he goes "Stop! ... Hammer time." then he kills one with the hammer and smashes the other one in the groin. from there the survivor begs for mercy.
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Jun 13, 2008 7:56 AM #155532
Actually, never mind, I cbf

SOZ GUISE

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