Recently SSB has bestowed upon us the wonderful gift of Gizoogle.net
The "Ghetto" search engine.

So ive been checking it our quite a bit, and came around to the Gizoogle Textilizer.
It basically makes your sound black. Which wasn't really hard for me in the first place.

Hi-Larious
Is all I can say about this thing.
Here are a few ive tried:

"Hello my brother"

Translates to

"Wuz crackalackin' mah brother"

"The belligerence of your insolence insults me."

Translates to

"Da belligerence of yo' insolence disses mah dirty ass."


"What you just said, is the most idiotic thing ive ever heard. At no point, in your rambling incoherent response, were you even close, to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is dumber for having heard it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

Translates to

"What you just holla'd, is da most thugged-out idiotic thang ive eva heard. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! At no point, up in yo' ramblin incoherent response, was you even close, ta anythang dat could be considered a rationizzle thought. Everyone up in dis room is dumber fo' havin heard dat shit. I award you no points, n' may Dogg have mercy on yo' ass."


So post your translations and stuff, and each others days.

An innocent article about pie. Dear god...

Quote from GuardianTempest

An innocent article about pie. Dear god...

A pie be a funky-ass baked dish which is probably made of a pastry dough casin dat covers or straight-up gotz nuff a gangbangin' fillin of various sweet or savoury ingredients.

I find this very amusing.
If you type in "Go make me a sandwich." it stays the same.