I'm going to be a father.

I just found out ten minutes ago, the missus is upstairs crying and wants to be left alone, and I need to tell someone, the phone is in her room at the moment.

Shit, I'm hyperventilating.

HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

A-A-A-Aboooooortttttttttttioooooooonnnnnnnn tiiiiiiiiimeeeeeeeeeeeee.

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I'm going to be a father.

I just found out ten minutes ago, the missus is upstairs crying and wants to be left alone, and I need to tell someone, the phone is in her room at the moment.

Shit, I'm hyperventilating.

I lol'd

Seriously though, babies are great.

My parents friend have two babies, that I babysit, and they are a handful, no doubt, but they are worth it. Don't worry dude, just take it one step at a time.

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How many babies will you have

LOOK, I KNEW IT ALL ALONG.

Since the two of you are getting married, shouldn't this be a happy occasion?

Dude, remember, a baby is proof of sex.

Yes, but still.


I need a long walk, I'll be back in 15 minutes.

so your wife is upstairs crying, and you're on the computer... really puts it into perspective.

babies are the joy of life

what will you name him or her or him and her or her and her or him and him? or more, I'm not sure.

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so your wife is upstairs crying, and you're on the computer... really puts it into perspective.

HAHAHA

Dear god, you're right, and it's not even some maternity website, it's about stick people fighting. HAHAHAHA

Probably a poor choice of venue for this announcement.

At least you're getting married and you're not some 15 year old who got his 2nd girlfriend pregnant his first time.

Anyway, congratulations! You're gonna be a daddy!

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By the way, congratulations.