It's the end of the world as we know it..

I hate babies, srsly, I don't like them. I'm going to be one of those mothers where when I end up in court, I'll have people saying, "I can't believe she'd beat her children. She was so nice to them when ever I came over."

Pics or it never happened

GOING To BE

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It's the end of the world as we know it..

I hate babies, srsly, I don't like them. I'm going to be one of those mothers where when I end up in court, I'll have people saying, "I can't believe she'd beat her children. She was so nice to them when ever I came over."

Would you bear my children?

Do you want your children beaten to a pulp?

Sure. I can always blame the pedo father of my children. Are you up for the job?

So, MoD, how exactly is it?

She's pregnant, your child, are you excited or concerned? Is she excited or concerned? It was obviously unexpected. What else?

Woah. Congratulations, MoD. I feel happy for you.
I hope that everything turns out okay.

Teach it to be your unholy assassin of the night.

Hello guys, I just woke up.

Eh, my wife - to - be is asleep, I can hear her snoring, and I had a think over this.


I'm going to make this a ****ing ninja assassin who knows kung-fu who works as a hitman.

I BET WHEN SHE WAS ALONE SHE WWAS SEXING UP THE TV REPAIR MAN!

SO WHEN SHE HAS THE BABY IT'S HIS! LOLOLoLOL

Make him a level 100.

**** that shit, I'm giving him the Rcon password for life and some uberhacks.

I'd have a son like jesus.

With awesomer one-liners.

Watch him be autistic.

........ *Cry * ....

**** That. Make him a level 136 astronaut.