I have to come up with an anthology of around 10-15 poems. Does anyone know of any awesome poems or poets that I should include?

Because I cbf finding any myself, find me some.

DO IT FAGGOTS

You can try some poems from Langston Hughes or Maya Angelou.

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i carry your heart with me by E. E. Cummings

i carry your heart with me(i carry it in my heart)
i am never without it(anywhere
i go you go,my dear; and whatever is done
by only me is your doing,my darling)
i fear
no fate(for you are my fate,my sweet)i want
no world(for beautiful you are my world,my true)
and it's you are whatever a moon has always meant
and whatever a sun will always sing is you

here is the deepest secret nobody knows
(here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud
and the sky of the sky of a tree called life;which grows
higher than the soul can hope or mind can hide)
and this is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart

i carry your heart(i carry it in my heart)


^That's not too bad either^

Well, I guess it's a good poem, but it isn't what I would call awesome.

I mean like epic lulz.

On a Christmas Eve so freezing, I commenced my quest displeasing,
Through the crowded shops and busy stores of flashy Yuletide glee.
In I hustled quickly tiring, looks of hopelessness inspiring,
To the salesman inquiring, "Have you a Nintendo Wii?"
"Sorry, sir" was his reply "for I have no Nintendo Wii.
All that's left is PS3.""

I went and ate a carrot
Felt a bit weird
Puked, fed it to my parrot
Grew a mini-beard
A potato i did inherit
But potato disappeared.

Two by me.


Chuck Norris

There once was a man named Chuck Norris,
Who was eating a big bowl of porridge,
Then some blonde girl barged in,
So he kicked her in the chin,
Then started bangin' some chick named Deloris.


Zambu the Sloth

There once was a sloth named Zambu,
Who wanted to escape from the zoo,
So he concocted a plan,
Which involved a large fan,
But then he forgot what to do.

Quote from Lone Wolf

^ So ****ing awesome,your head will explode!

Quote from Lone Wolf

*cluster**** of images*

Hahaha, great, I'll probably use that one.

Quote from Trypheon

On a Christmas Eve so freezing, I commenced my quest displeasing,
Through the crowded shops and busy stores of flashy Yuletide glee.
In I hustled quickly tiring, looks of hopelessness inspiring,
To the salesman inquiring, "Have you a Nintendo Wii?"
"Sorry, sir" was his reply "for I have no Nintendo Wii.
All that's left is PS3.""

That's also awesome, but I need an author's name.

Quote from smxqrth

I went and ate a carrot
Felt a bit weird
Puked, fed it to my parrot
Grew a mini-beard
A potato i did inherit
But potato disappeared.

I might use that one if I need to, but I'll need an author's name.

Quote from Face Plate

Two by me.


Chuck Norris

There once was a man named Chuck Norris,
Who was eating a big bowl of porridge,
Then some blonde girl barged in,
So he kicked her in the chin,
Then started bangin' some chick named Deloris.


Zambu the Sloth

There once was a sloth named Zambu,
Who wanted to escape from the zoo,
So he concocted a plan,
Which involved a large fan,
But then he forgot what to do.

I'll probably use the first one, if you give me an author's name

-_-

Quote from Gunned.Stick.

^ So ****ing awesome,your head will explode!

I believe I invented that >:(

Quote from the Jawz

*poem about carrots and parrots*
I might use that one if I need to, but I'll need an author's name.

That's mine, lol. Wrote it in one go in this thread.

Author's name : Unicross
Level 35 (Androgynous Support Character)

Ok, thanks. Anyone got any more? Preferable with the author's actual names, not usernames. Looks more professional :)