8 More reasons the PS3 fails.

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Jun 24, 2008 3:30 AM #165066
2007: PS3 fans laugh 360 owners for having to pay $50 for online service.
2008: PS3's online service gets hacked and gets FUBAR for a full week.

2006: PS3 fans laugh at Nintendo for it's supposedly crappy controller.
2008: Sony tries to rip off Nintendo with motion sensing controller, it fails. PS3 fans are forced to pay $55 for the DualShock 3, which is not compatible with all games as of yet.

2007: PS3 fans laugh at 360 owners for their supposedly shoddy backwards compatibility technology.
2008: The best selling, and only PS3 model still in production is the version that has absolutely no backwards compatibility.

2006: PS3 fans laugh at fellow console owners for not being able to play Grand Theft Auto, Virtua Fighter, Devil May Cry, Katamari, Ace Combat and Tekken
2008: All above titles and more are confirmed for Xbox360, as well as special editions and/or 360 exclusives being announced for some.

2006: PS3 fans claim all the Xbox 360 has to play are shooting games.
2007: The most prominent PS3 exclusives are Resistance: Fall of Man and Warhawk, and the upcoming Haze. All Shooting games.

2006: PS3 fans put forth the idea of Xbox 360 being for “niggers”
2007: ChadWarden surfaces on the internet.

2006: PS3 buyers claim Namco Bandai games such as Eternal Sonata, Ace Combat, and Tales of Vesperia will eventually get PS3 releases.
2008: None of the above titles are even remotely close to getting a release date. Claves dies.

2007: PS3 fans laugh at 360 owners for owning a console with inferior processing power.
2008: Every multiplatform game looks like shit on the PS3.
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Jun 24, 2008 3:31 AM #165067
Nah, PS3 owns .
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Jun 24, 2008 3:36 AM #165073
nah, PS3 sucks.
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Jun 24, 2008 3:37 AM #165074
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Nah, PS3 owns .


Nah, it doesn't suck. But it certainly hasn't held it's head above water.

Anyway, you ****ing fanboys piss me off. Quick, someone get miniman to run in and say "PC GAMING FTW!".
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Jun 24, 2008 3:38 AM #165075
Nah, Ps3 owns. You sucks.
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Jun 24, 2008 3:42 AM #165082
Am I the only one who doesn't really care?

They all have good games, so if I get one, I won't lose either way.
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Jun 24, 2008 4:19 AM #165103
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Nah, Ps3 owns. You sucks.


Explain the logic and the reasoning that has brought you to this conclusion...
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Jun 24, 2008 4:25 AM #165107
I got PS3 .
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Jun 24, 2008 4:40 AM #165125
Tekken's going to be on the 360?
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Jun 24, 2008 4:44 AM #165129
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I got PS3 .

Now I know to stay away from one, because idiots like you have them.
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Jun 24, 2008 4:48 AM #165136
We few(LOL PS3 SUX),
we happy few,(Denial)
we band of brothers;(Most likely due to the fact that the sales are so small, that the people that bought the console WOULD be related to eachother)
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother;("If you don't own a PS3, I don't associate with you")
And gentlemen in England now a-bed(people playing other consoles)
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,(PS3 Fanboys think that we feel like shit we don't own one.)
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon this day"(360 and Wii fanboys should think twice to talk shit about their console on the day MGS4 launches.)
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Jun 24, 2008 4:49 AM #165137
Quote from Dragon077
Now I know to stay away from one, because idiots like you have them.

Yeah, its too good for you.
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Jun 24, 2008 4:49 AM #165138
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I got PS3 .


oh, i guess that means it must be good because a ps3fag has a ps3.

inb4 jeremys shitty defences
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Jun 24, 2008 4:50 AM #165141
All my friends have 360's or are getting one, and some have Wiis

Only one friend has a PS3, but her hardly plays it

I have all three (well I own a 360, brother owns PS3, and parents have the Wii) and I play the 360 more out of the three... but that's not saying much, as I hardly play it anymore.
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Jun 24, 2008 4:50 AM #165142
yeah, same shit with 360fags...right.