you read the title. now do it. ill start it off with 2 of mine:

please note, no racism allowed

whats the difference between 10 dead niggers and a mustang convertable?
i dont have a mustang in my garage.

a doctor has just delivered a baby. he says to the mother: "i have good news and bad news. the bad news is your baby is black. the good news is he's dead"

rofl all you want but no racism!

and no more than 4-5 jokes each person please, we dont want it too crowded. and im sorry if this has been done before. also, requesting a sticky?

if you have a go at me for the no racism rule and say i used racism myself, youre a bigger retard than i thought

It has been done before...
I belive it was...
The Offensive Jokes Thread

Quote from jrockpunk1

please note, no racism allowed

whats the difference between 10 dead niggers and a mustang convertable?
i dont have a mustang in my garage.

a doctor has just delivered a baby. he says to the mother: "i have good news and bad news. the bad news is your baby is black. the good news is he's dead"

rofl all you want but no racism!

Uhm, your two ARE racist. So I'm guessing you're joking about no racism?

EDIT: oh, now that I said something, edit your post and put invisible text! Your so smart, aren't you?

A man takes a shower, he opens the window. He is living on the lowest floor of the flat.

He then suddenly get disturbed by a black man hanging on his window saying "What's cracka lacking biatch!"

The man screams "WTF?!?!" then explodes into a mesh of blood & guts all over the bathroom.

The black man says " This ain' no butchers, nigga."

well highlight my thread. and sorry its been done before, did it turn out well or was it a bad thread?

[edit]
damn posted at the same time

op is a faggot

I post not much a day.

Quote from Lixu

I post not much a day.

That joke was most amusing.

Here's mine: A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog.

All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!"


The blind man replies, "Just looking around."

A man with no voice tells a man who can't hear that a blind man is watching them.

The joke actually goes:

"A hear with no man tells a blind who can't man that a voice them is watching man."

I don't know those handicaps in english.

Whats the difference between the OP and a faggot?

Nothing.

There was once the OP
He liked to drink pee
He was a faggot and wished he couldn't see
Oh **** this shit and **** you OP >:U

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a saber-toothed tiger?



I dunno, but you'd better keep it away from your ass!

Quote from jrockpunk1

whats the difference between 10 dead niggers and a mustang convertable?
i dont have a mustang in my garage.

That wasn't really racist, but you could've said, dead men, and not niggers.

Quote from jrockpunk1

a doctor has just delivered a baby. he says to the mother: "i have good news and bad news. the bad news is your baby is black. the good news is he's dead"

That was racist. And by the way, is that doctor a schizofrenic hermaphrodite?
'Cuz HE delivered the baby (he...delivered a baby?) and then talks to the mother?

Dude, check your jokes before posting them....