I called Robins, "Red Blue Jays"

I always used to argue with my cousins that santa is dead, but his spirit come around and gives us presents

I used to think girls got pregnant from buttsecks

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I used to think girls got pregnant from buttsecks

Th-The-They can't?

This explains everything.

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I used to think girls got pregnant from buttsecks

They can. =/

It's just very rare.

I thought babies came out of belly buttons

And now everything is thrown back into perspective.

Holy shit.

i though that when you farted, they turned into seagulls.

My sisters convinced me that I was found under a rock and they cut off my tail.

I also thought that hookers were like female fisherman.

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lol. I thought that too. like, they'd be behind the box were the light was coming...doing stuff

Stop stalking me!! Weirdo!!!

Did muffin send a PM to anyone else about him stalking you?

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Stop stalking me!! Weirdo!!!

Did muffin send a PM to anyone else about him stalking you?

im not stalking uz!!!!!11 oh my geesh who said that???/

but rlly i did think that ppl in the movie theatere were like performing live inside the box!!!!1

Dude, muffins, seriously leave me alone. And don't deny anything. YOU'RE the one who said that.

Please, someone ban him/her/it!!!!

I used to think that black people were bad. (Still do)
I used to watch T.V and think the people were performing for me.
I used to that if I see a dead person I'd die.

i used to think a werewolf was stalking me outside my window.
lol

I used to think you got women got pregnant my peeing in their butt.

I thought mainstream rap was cool.

I acted like a hardcore thug.

I crucified a frog.