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Post: 10k post countdown showdown: Funniest joke wins a prize!
Forum: General Forum
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Posted by: kingkickass2013
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Quote from IrianWhat's red but smells like blue paint?
red paint.
HAHAHAHAHAHH hilarious
What has four wheels and flies? The garbage truck!
What do you do if an idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at him!
What did the cobbler say when a cat wandered into his shop? Shoe!
I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.
If con is the opposite of pro, it must mean Congress is the opposite of progress?
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.
What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Damn.
Never argue with a fool, they will lower you to their level, and then beat you with experience.
Why can’t an idiot dial 911? He can’t find the 11 on the phone!
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy!
Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
Tada, browse em all. Okay I'm finish talking here. NOTE I am not competing with you.