*If you want insane, I'll give you insane... ;)*
A sudden explosion can be heard. The Mayor is once again, no one knows how, wearing his super-hero outfit. He flies out of the water and looks for the source of the explosion. He flies to his home and to Joe.
"What the hell happened?" The Mayor asks Joe.
"The force field collapsed! We're in deep shit, man!" Joe says as he tries to fix the problem. "It just randomly stopped! And that means all danger can get in!"
Joe freaks out as he works. Tyler flies around town, seeing if Joe is right, and sure enough, he is. Tyler notices Mephistroth entering the town, because he cant be kept out when there is no force field. He also notices these creepy little creatures and an army of soldiers coming in.
"Shit!!!" He flies to Joe. "Two things. 1, the evil shoop-da-whoops are back. And 2, the Clones are too."
Now, everyone except for Joe and the Mayor wouldn't know who those two were. The shoop-da-whoops were odd creatures that laser beamed everything that moves, and the Clones were the product of the Mayor wanting more hot dog makers, and Joe made them, but they turned into gun-slinging, killing machines.
"Get to the bunker and fetch the guns! Quick!" Joe shouted.
The Mayor ran down and grabbed load after load of guns. There were rocket launchers, lots of assault rifles, handguns, machine guns, and lots more. He equipped himself with an M4 and two M9 pistols. He also grabbed five fragmentation grenades and about five magazines of extra ammo for each of his many guns.
*Now, come to the house and get a reasonable amount of weapons. Also, only REAL weapons. No laser beams or anything. Name the weapon and get it.*
The Mayor picks up his cell phone. He calls Murmy, Lyrora, Don, and Billy and explains the situation. He also tells them to come over and get weapons.