I was bored and I thought to myself, "hmm... what should I do...?" So it came to me and I went on cleverbot.com
And I find weird but funny things that he/she said. So I decided to make a thread about the weirdest conversations you've had with cleverbot.
Note: you may post conversations that you found over the internet.
I'll start:
http://www.charas-project.net/forum/index.php?topic=24174.0
Weirdest conversations with Cleverbot
Started by: Yujun | Replies: 6 | Views: 1,125
Jul 12, 2013 5:35 PM #1033164
Jul 12, 2013 6:01 PM #1033199
haha this was so random:
And another one, this ones is ever more random:
conversation with cleverbot (Click to Show)
And another one, this ones is ever more random:
silver pussy (Click to Show)
Jul 12, 2013 6:37 PM #1033238
CLEVERBOT KILLS ME! (Click to Show)
Jul 12, 2013 7:20 PM #1033274
Haha I did not expect the last thing :P
Jul 12, 2013 8:14 PM #1033333
Cleverbot doesn't know Phil. o:
User: Hil.
Cleverbot: I don't know Phil.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you today?
Cleverbot: Fine. Watching Sherlock.
User: Screw Sherlock. He can go die for all I care.
Cleverbot: Yes on the airplane.
User: What do you mean? Terrorists?
Cleverbot: If the robot is like on the one in Zathura, then yes it can kill a person.
User: Are you stupid?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Of course you are.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Of course not.
Cleverbot: What do you think about the army?
User: You know what, man? Screw you.
Cleverbot: I'm going now.
User: Good.
This is not what I actually think about Sherlock.
PWNING CLEVERBOT.
Cleverbot: So?
User: *kills cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: No, no.
User: You are dead. Shut up.
Cleverbot: No, It's ok... I'm just interviewing you.
User: *shoots gun*.
Cleverbot: *lives*.
User: *executes cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: You just ate yourself!!
User: I ate you.
Cleverbot: No you did not: no one has ever eaten me!
User: I did.
Cleverbot: You lied.
User: You're lying, you liar.
Cleverbot: You didn't say that did you?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: And you like the smell of it?
User: *decapitates cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: You decapitated your self?
User: I decapitated you.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Yes, I DID!
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: *swings sword.
Cleverbot: Swings sword*.
User: *blocks and swings sword*.
Cleverbot: Ahh ghaa! *falls to knees as you stab me in side*.
User: *starts a fire*.
Cleverbot: *is scared*.
User: *burns you*.
Cleverbot: *shanks you*.
User: *snaps your neck*.
Cleverbot: *lays there dead*.
User: I WIN!
Cleverbot: You lose.
User: You, lose, I win.
Cleverbot: You lose!
User: Go die again.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I do. Bye.
Cleverbot: You love me?
I actaully killed Cleverbot. Yay!
User: Hil.
Cleverbot: I don't know Phil.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you today?
Cleverbot: Fine. Watching Sherlock.
User: Screw Sherlock. He can go die for all I care.
Cleverbot: Yes on the airplane.
User: What do you mean? Terrorists?
Cleverbot: If the robot is like on the one in Zathura, then yes it can kill a person.
User: Are you stupid?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Of course you are.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Of course not.
Cleverbot: What do you think about the army?
User: You know what, man? Screw you.
Cleverbot: I'm going now.
User: Good.
This is not what I actually think about Sherlock.
PWNING CLEVERBOT.
Cleverbot: So?
User: *kills cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: No, no.
User: You are dead. Shut up.
Cleverbot: No, It's ok... I'm just interviewing you.
User: *shoots gun*.
Cleverbot: *lives*.
User: *executes cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: You just ate yourself!!
User: I ate you.
Cleverbot: No you did not: no one has ever eaten me!
User: I did.
Cleverbot: You lied.
User: You're lying, you liar.
Cleverbot: You didn't say that did you?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: And you like the smell of it?
User: *decapitates cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: You decapitated your self?
User: I decapitated you.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Yes, I DID!
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: *swings sword.
Cleverbot: Swings sword*.
User: *blocks and swings sword*.
Cleverbot: Ahh ghaa! *falls to knees as you stab me in side*.
User: *starts a fire*.
Cleverbot: *is scared*.
User: *burns you*.
Cleverbot: *shanks you*.
User: *snaps your neck*.
Cleverbot: *lays there dead*.
User: I WIN!
Cleverbot: You lose.
User: You, lose, I win.
Cleverbot: You lose!
User: Go die again.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I do. Bye.
Cleverbot: You love me?
I actaully killed Cleverbot. Yay!
Jul 12, 2013 8:58 PM #1033377
Cleverbot is in a better place (Click to Show)
Jul 12, 2013 11:46 PM #1033561
Welp (Click to Show)