Hello people, I come here to present "Ask TF2 classes" where you ... eeeehhh ...... uuuuhhmm .. Do what is in the title ...

Rules:

-No bastard or retarted question(except if it's sarcasm
-The question will be for Team and Class(like RED Scout, BLU Demoman...)
-Make your question beggining with Class name("Dear BLU Spy,...")
-You can awnser them, but only 3 awnsers post per 1 question that you did.
-Only I will awnser as Classes

If you forgot some class(rarely):
Scout
Soldier
Pyro
Engineer
Heavy
Demoman
Sniper
Medic
Spy

Examples:
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"Dear BLU Scout, Did you meet your father?"

BLU Scout:"Why you want know my life?"

"Shouldn't you awnsered me?"

BLU Scout:"..."

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"Dear RED Soldier, why you have a head collection?"

RED Soldier:"You probaly want to enter my collection"
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"RED Scout, You will not enter the baseball team"

RED Scout: "Why won'chu let me in, huh? I've got a nice big bat here, and I just popped BLU Heavy's head off with it an hour ago. Would be a shame if Soldier got himself a new head for his collection."
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"RED Soldier, How do you,guys, respawn?"

RED Soldier: "You wanna know how we respawn? That is a TRADE SECRET, you little maggot! We can't afford having enemy spies knowing that I jacked a bottle of Kill Me, Come Back Stronger pills from my roommate!"
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"Both Pyros, are you a girl?"

Both Pyros:''Mmph mmph hudda huh mmph.
(You wanna know if I'm a girl? So many people ask me that question, and for the last time, I am a MMPH.)''

VIPs(can awnser):
Luzoto

Sorry. I still don't understand what is this for.

Examples added

Oh.
Dear anyone,
Mind telling me why I should buy TF2?

Dear all Red and Blu classes,

Do all of you think this might get binned because its posted here in General Forum instead at the Video games section?

Dear all spies, why are you always played by absolute noobs?

Dear RED Sniper, is your real name Mr. Mundy?

Quote from DigitalFlamer105

Dear all Red and Blu classes,

Do all of you think this might get binned because its posted here in General Forum instead at the Video games section?

It's technically both, but mostly a forum game.

Quote from GamerXD8

Oh.
Dear anyone,
Mind telling me why I should buy TF2?

RED Scout: If ya got enough brains, then you'd realize dat the game's free.

Quote from DigitalFlamer105

Dear all Red and Blu classes,

Do all of you think this might get binned because its posted here in General Forum instead at the Video games section?

BLU Heavy: If you think ve didn't ask'd furst...

Quote from XJCLW

Dear all spies, why are you always played by absolute noobs?

RED Spy: To be a Spy, you need attetion, charisma, belief, inteligence and..
BLU Spy:*backstabbs RED Spy* Being polite as you kill your enemies, as the Sniper might say. Of course, many of the people who choose me don't possess these traits. Disgusting...
RED Spy: *shoots BLU spy* I agree. Some of them don't even know what a Dead Ringer is!

Quote from Molgera

Dear RED Sniper, is your real name Mr. Mundy?

RED Sniper: 'fraid that's classified, mate. Mundy's the last name of my parents, but if I told you whether that wos my last name, I'd have ta kill you.(This one was made by Luzoto c: )

Dear Everyone,

Why are you here on this thead instead of out fighting?

Sincerely, A concerned Stickpagian.

Quote from MatrixNinja2000(Naimad)

Dear Everyone,

Why are you here on this thead instead of out fighting?

Sincerely, A concerned Stickpagian.

[11:35:17 AM] Heaven: awnser it.
hokay :I

RED Demoman: Eh, it wos somethin' ta' do with free guns for us all if we went around websites an' answered deir questions...
RED Spy: It's a...public relations campaign. Don't listen to him. He's a drunk endangered species.

Quote from Luzoto

[11:35:17 AM] Heaven: awnser it.
hokay :I

RED Demoman: Eh, it wos somethin' ta' do with free guns for us all if we went around websites an' answered deir questions...
RED Spy: It's a...public relations campaign. Don't listen to him. He's a drunk endangered species.

These nubs.

Dear the teams,
I know it's free, but is it worth getting? Tell me! And if yes, why! Other than being free. Because such a game would be quite a load on the comp. And that I might be encountered by hackers. It's bad enough on SE.

Quote from GamerXD8

Dear the teams,
I know it's free, but is it worth getting? Tell me! And if yes, why! Other than being free. Because such a game would be quite a load on the comp. And that I might be encountered by hackers. It's bad enough on SE.

BLU Sniper: Hmm...how do we gander about this?
BLU Scout: Play dis sh*t or I'll whack yer head into Soldier's collection!
BLU Sniper: There's that, and the fact that TF2's pretty easy to run on any rig. Not a lot of cheatin' mongrels either- *head gets popped off*
RED Soldier: WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT A HEAD FOR MY COLLECTION?! Also, why don't you man up and join us, ya lady? One cannot describe the awesome experience that is WAR!

Dear Spy, why do you keep glowing red when you're burning disguised in BLU ? You are surely not disguise master, heh.