the time I somehow set myself and my bathroom on fire

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the time I somehow set myself and my bathroom on fire

You set your bathroom on fire and you don't know how you did it? Just like my friend who broke his finger and didn't know how. IT'S ALL A WEB OF LIES!

wtf? I didnt say that retardm, I said somehow. "Somehow" is diffrent from not knowing. I knew when my sink was on fire and I saw flames running up my arm.

Sorry, it was a joke! I just felt like saying, "IT'S ALL A WEB OF LIES!"

Ah alright np then.

Are there anymore scary stories? I'd love to hear them! I don't have anymore.

Well, the only one I can think of was last year during my summer break.
Me and my friend, and his younger brother were loitering around the neighborhood, like we usually do.
And old pick-up truck was turning into the street we were walking down (we were on the left side of the street on the sidewalk).
The windows looked stained and very old, and the man inside it was wearing a cowboy hat, but we couldn't see his face because of the windows and it was arund 10:30 at night.
He slowed to almost a stop right by us, but then floored it and took off.
We thought it was creepy. Then as we were heading down the street, making our way back to my friends house, the truck once again turned into the street and was slowing down right by us.
This time I alsmost shit my pants because he then accelerated and stopped a short ways in front of us.
I told my friend and his brother to run.
I sprinted to the other side of the street and looked over at my friend and his brother, my friend was a good runner and was able to sprint out of site, but his brother was a fat ass and couldn't do much, so he ran behind a house.
I was able to make it back to the house with my friend.
The truck never came around the corner so we thought the man must have gotton out to look for my friend's brother.
We then saw my friends brother running towards the drive-way to run into the garage.
We looked from inside the house and the truck slowly came around the street, as if looking for us....to rape us, or murder us...
Thats about it.

Damn man. It could have just been someone who was lost and was trying to find out where the heck he was. Who knows.

Well, once I was on my way to t-p my friends house (who lives on a ranch, so it's a long walk across a feild) and a bull followed by several cows just came stampeding out of no-where. I swear I ran the fastest I ever did in my life. The worst part? I tried hopping the electric fence that surrounds the ranch, but I didn't make it all the way over. I got zapped bad in my shins and flipped and gashed my arm.

By far the worst was when my grandma asked me to go to the post office and get the mail for her right when the sun was going down. I walked about a mile out of the mile and a half walk, and I was in an alley when a car pulled up next to me and a guy yelled "get in". So I ran for my life in to some hedge about fifty yards down and the car followed me. But once I got in to the hedge I ran my ass off back to sweet old grandma's.

Well, the bull and cows part seems odd, but the other one that you posted about the guy askin you to get in, thats sounds pretty creepy.

I'd shit my pants if that happend to me Saucy.

Okay, this may not seem scary to you guys at your age right now but I was 3 years old when this happened. I was at a beach with my family and my brother thought it would be funny to tie my legs on to a rope attached to the tree, and push me off. I was young and stupid, so I thought why not. So me and my brother got onto a branch right above the water, and he tied my legs together. This is where it got scary for me. When he pushed me off, the rope was so long, that my head was underwater while my body wasn't. I started to jerk around, and my bro noticed I was pretty much drowning. He tried to pull the rope, but as I was almost on the branch, his hands slipped, sending me into the water again. That force was enough to make the branch snap...

I'm pretty sure you guys can imagine what happened after that. We got out safely in the end, and my brother got a good spanking.

Drowning just sucks, because of the feeling you get when you dont have air.

Your brother is insane man...