Nope, in the internez, time is the opposite of space which equals light to the equivalent of sound which equals time in normal time which means light equals the time of space sound which in turn flips the board on the space time continuum, nuff said.

wat .

Mission Accomplished >:3

One just happened to me not 20 minutes ago. I was watching Superbad, and my mom called and told me to check if my dog got out because apparently our fence was ****ed up. Now, for like 2 years I had a horrible case of "dog sickness" or something when it makes you feel awful all the time, when you want a dog so bad but you can't have one. My dog is 5 months old and I went to check on her, and I shat bricks when I realized she wasn't out there. I also live right next to the busiest street in Phoenix where I live. I went outside and yelled, "Nia!" and ran inside to grab my scooter to go look for her. I opened the door and BAM she was right there. She came back when I yelled Nia. Talk about loyalty? I cried, seriously.

You are a ****ing wimp, dog sickness or no dog sickness, you dont ****ing cry cuz you left the gate open. Seriouzly

I'm a wimp? You wouldn't cry, if you almost lost someone you love? Your heartless if you wouldn't, your just a faggot.

I got tazed.
Twice.
Hurt like a bitch.

Yeah I resigned.

Once.

Hurt like a bitch.

Why did you get tazed?

Quote from Nixon

Yeah I resigned.

Once.

Hurt like a bitch.

It's okay Nixon, we'll get you back in that oval office in no time.

Theres this one part in happy feet were a sea lion jumps out of the water and i crap my pants

LOL OMFG you crapped your pants?!?!

Lrn2sarcasm .

Well this wasn't exactly freaky, pretty funny really but anyways, i always wake up in the middle of the night and see things in the darkness, some pretty scary sh*t goes on in the shadows of my hallway, but one night i woke up and saw this thing that looked like yoda and seeming as i hadn't had much sleep all i thought was '**** off yoda' and turned on the light, another thing was that one time i was on the computer and i was looking at something (that DIDN'T have audio btw, i also had headphones on) and then outta nowhere i hear "danger" in a sorta computer default voice sounding voice, that scared the ba'jeebaz outta me.

this one time i went outside

i've never been the same since