Could someone clarify who is being sexy and who is being weird here?

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Washboard for your underwear.

OH YEAH NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR MY PANTIES.

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How the fuck do you know my pick up line, word for word?

After you seduced her the first time she couldn't live without experiencing it again, so she disguised herself as my mother and had another go.

Well my worst breakup is my only breakup which is my first one. And it was my fault. I didn't take the relationship seriously even though all the signs pointed to it. I was too immature and aloof to understand the social norm for getting together with someone so when I broke it off "simply", it came to her as a bit of a shock. This was like 5 years ago though and it took me awhile to admit my faults. I even tried to make it up to her and apologize deeply but I guess she still thinks I was quite the asshole. Even today. When she's getting engaged to her rebound.

In hindsight it was probably for the best though. She appears way too bitchy now (perhaps a side I never got the pleasure of experiencing until I crossed her) and even my close acquaintances will admit that as a couple, they appear to be quite the bastard pair. She still tries to kick me when I'm down at every opportunity though, which I just find childish even though it was my fault. I broke it and broke her heart but I didn't deserve eternal damnation. Either I must've hurt her that deep or she's just wired like that.

my worst break-up was my second one because i had started to date this girl out of pity. Long story short i just broke up with my first girlfriend and all of a sudden my second one started talking to me and a few weeks into talking (which was more of me trying to keep a conversation when she would respond "cool") she brought up she loved me (which i didnt realize was any different from really liking someone) and then because i was worried she would've killed herself if i didn't go out with her i "asked" her out. the relationship lasted three days and as much as she hated me for it for a few weeks she soon latched onto my friend who also dated her for roughly the same amount of time...

The worst break up I've ever had, happened around the summer before I left for college. I wasn't "technically" in a relationship, but it sucked just as much. During my senior year of high school, I was quite the loner and didn't really have much confidence in myself when it came to social situations. That is, until I met the one who would become one of my best friends and the one who would help me breed confidence in myself. I talked with her and her best friend a lot as they taught me how to simply be confident in myself. Those two became my best friends and at the same time I couldn't help but feel that their was something between them.

As summer rolled around, the same best friend (her best friend) who had promised all this time to hook me up with the girl I liked, fell in love with that same girl. Easily enough, my confidence was completely shattered again and I refused to let myself to fall in love with another girl and to focus on my studies instead. That wound never really healed up and I've always felt uneasy around them now, but I have no regrets. Somewhere along the road, I already knew that they were made for each other in the first place.

Thankfully, I found...okay well, the girlfriend I have in my life now found me, when I had stopped looking for love and helped me build up my confidence again piece by piece. She had gone through a similar experience and...well we're happily taken now~

I doubt anyone will read this because nobody ever reads these things but whateverthefuckI'llmakeapostanyways.

Worst breakup I had was with this girl I knew named Bridgette. Our relationship lasted about 5 years and it was getting serious as fuck, we were planning to get married that year and all that good jazz. My life was pretty good at this time (this is before literally everything about my life went to shit), my bestfriend Viktor was living with me at the time (to anyone who saw the video of me getting punched relentlessly hard in the head, he was the guy punching.), I had graduated school 2 years early, and my fiance/girlfriend whateverthefuck was talking to me daily. A month from our marriage date she leaves me for Viktor who then moves out leaving me to pay rent alone in a place I can't afford, she get's pregnant with his kid, they get married, and they ruin my life as much as they could. So that was fun times. Still bugs me from time to time. Guess I never got over it.

i was in 9th grade and this girl admitted she liked me. She asked me out the next day and i was like what the hell. lets give it a shot. She was really damn shy and i asked her to meet me at a shop so we can talk. She told me she would be there but ended up meeting me at the park. when i got there she was on the other side of a hill with one of her girls. i shouted out hey. she text me back saying "hey". i was like wtf. So i walked over and her girl was smoking. so i told her why you trying to hide something. im cool with that. i said that shit FACE TO FACE and she text me back the words "i didnt want you to get hurt." So i walked off. then she said the relationship isnt gunna work and dumped me on the phone. as i was walking away. about 5 minuites away ......... reason it was the worst is because we didnt freaking have a conversation as bf and gf LOL

My gosh Veir. Almost like a tragic lovestory, you better get over with, those bitches ain't worth your time.

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Man tits work just as fine, they're more fun to play with, plus you can make competitions to see whose are bigger.

Lesbianism also does the trick.

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My gosh Veir. Almost like a tragic lovestory, you better get over with, those bitches ain't worth your time.

Still a better lovestory than twilight.

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Still a better lovestory than twilight.

Don't be such a hypocrite, Veir. We all know you're a dazzling, sparkling vampire and you just couldn't say it.

God, Veir. That's terrible =/

Veir man ya just gotta keep your head up (pretty sure thats a song)

Veir man, that's so sad
Feels.... *river flows in you song plays*