What makes you "weird"?

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Oct 1, 2013 10:11 PM #1090711
If I get really into a song when I'm riding my bike, I'll sing along with hand motions.

Also, I just get nicknames:
Enemy, Crank, KennyMysterionuhohdanyou'reazebraMr.kubacki, Mr. Green, Double-Time, Apollo, Other Dan, Primary Dan (after Dan H left) and FaceFace just off the top of my head.
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Oct 1, 2013 10:24 PM #1090712
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OMG SAME!! I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!
Anyway, I remembered a few things.
-I like to pee on the side of the toilet to make less noise.
-I'm very talented, but too shy to reveal it(also missed a lot of opportunities because of this).
-I'm short for my age, but I jump really high.
-There's a lot of things I'm capable of, but I chose animating as my profession.
-I do a really good imitation of a phone vibration.
-I'm sure I'm not the only one for this one, but I wake up early on weekends but late on schooldays no matter what time I sleep.

I knew I couldn't have been the only one like that! :D

More weird facts about me:

- This may sound a bit revolting, but after I take a dump, I take a look inside the toilet to see how big it is instead of flushing and moving on without getting a peek in.

- I still tie my shoes as I did when I was a little kid, making two bunny ear loops and crossing both into a shoe-tie.

- I get nauesous if I haven't taken a dump in a lengthy amount of time, and it becomes much more uncomfortable doing activities and concentrating on whatever I'm working on at any moment.

- I still sleep naked.

I'm a pretty weird dude, so I'll think of more things eventually.
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Oct 2, 2013 12:23 AM #1090739
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I have a really annoying OCD-esque thing that I have to do on occasion (actually pretty frequently). If I'm watching or reading something, sometimes I'll get the urge to go back and listen to/read a part again so I know exactly how it happened. For instance, at a random point in watching a TV show, I'll hear a character say "Anyway, I'm gunna go to the shops in a few minutes", and for some reason my brain becomes focused on it, and I have to know EXACTLY how the character phrased it. Did they says "I'm gunna go to the shops"? Or "I'm going to go to the shops"? In what tone did they say it? It's an overwhelming urge, and if I try to ignore it it just gets worse, so I always end up rewinding the show, or going back a sentence in the book. Sometimes I listen to it four or five times just so I get it exactly right in my head. This happens usually once or twice every one-hour episode.

It's annoying. I have some other compulsive things like that that annoy me.


My friend, I'm very sorry about this. Honestly. Problem is, with this description and your mentioning of 'other things', you might have a mild to moderate case of OCD. I would know, I have some terrible OCD myself. About how much time do your compulsions take daily? Do you get intrusive thoughts that can really bother you, if so, how much or often?

I apologise if I'm sounding like an imbecile but, I'm being serious.

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- This may sound a bit revolting, but after I take a dump, I take a look inside the toilet to see how big it is instead of flushing and moving on without getting a peek in.

- I still tie my shoes as I did when I was a little kid, making two bunny ear loops and crossing both into a shoe-tie.

I'm a pretty weird dude, so I'll think of more things eventually.


All of this. Me too.
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Oct 11, 2013 11:14 PM #1092112
I have a weird sense of humour
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Oct 12, 2013 2:41 AM #1092183
....I have a weird habit of saying out loud misspelled words just because they "Sound funny".
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Oct 12, 2013 6:11 AM #1092230
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....I have a weird habit of saying out loud misspelled words just because they "Sound funny".


Bah. I do that too.

I have something of a monobrow so people think I can do a rape face and look like an actual rapist lol.

I can do the voices of Stitch, Batman (The Dark Knight), or change the pitch high and low and do a bunch of crazy voices. It always annoys people/freaks them out xD.
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Oct 12, 2013 7:53 PM #1092488
Also, I have a serious lip fetish. I get turned on by the size of a girl's lips (especially when they're full and large, but not too large), and whether they lick them, bite them, etc.

I also get turned on when a girl smacks her lips whenever she opens her mouth and you hear that wet spitty clicky noise. It's a little weird, haha.
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Oct 12, 2013 8:10 PM #1092492
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Also, I have a serious lip fetish. I get turned on by the size of a girl's lips (especially when they're full and large, but not too large), and whether they lick them, bite them, etc.

I also get turned on when a girl smacks her lips whenever she opens her mouth and you hear that wet spitty clicky noise. It's a little weird, haha.


Oh, so you like getting your dick sucked big fat lips.
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Oct 12, 2013 9:03 PM #1092495
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Oh, so you like getting your dick sucked big fat lips.

I knew someone would talk about blowjobs lol. I actually never think about penises getting sucked. Lips are just very attractive to me for some reason. :)
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Oct 12, 2013 10:08 PM #1092505
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Oh, so you like getting your dick sucked big fat lips.


This thread is going from what is weird about you to just plain crazy!
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Oct 13, 2013 12:13 AM #1092531
Ooh, where to start... well my index and middle toe not fingers (that would be even weirder) are connected by skin. Awesome sauce. And then also that thing that connects your tongue to your mouth kind, that little flap of skin... yeah it goes all the way from the base of my tongue to almost the end of it. Kinda like this: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2f/Frenulum_linguae.jpg/220px-Frenulum_linguae.jpg
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Oct 13, 2013 1:46 AM #1092551
That description is too long... JUST LIKE MAH DICK! (weird humour right there)
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Oct 13, 2013 2:02 AM #1092558
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That description is too long... JUST LIKE MAH DICK! (weird humour right there)

Just to be clear, the one in your ass, right?

Today I discovered think it's okay for me to change clothes in the trunk of my car. Mildly curious what the cars on the road were thinking when they saw it pop open and a casually dressed man climb out, adjusting his shirt.