Get the balloons cause it's party time.

I'll start.

*Sets up stereo and surround sound systems and get's ready for his DJ performance*

Jobs:
Manager- Shanto
DJ-KIT THE ****ING STUNE
Cater- Nukem, Boom mother ****ing headshot
Waiter- Zymn mother ****er
Stripper-Fire ****ing Fly
Cage Dancer-
Hookers-
Chef- The Mother ****ing FALLEN
Bar Tender- Lone ****ing Wolf and My ****ing Self
Drug Dealer- Madness91294849349230280383 and Drock ****ing Sta.
Other stuff-


GO

Edit:
How about we add some realism? Add in a photo, or a youtube vid. Like the dj would get a song from youtube, stripper would get a dirty vid, waiter would get a pic of what he is serving, etc.
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I be chef.

I am Master Chef.

Done.

I'm in the mood for some...

Soup. Hot and Sour soup bish.

Your "Hot & Sour Soup Special"

Can I get some cheerios?

Stripper!

Called.

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Can I get some cheerios?

Your cereal, sir.

I asked for cheerios, mother****er!!

I want some Vodka! RUSSINA ONE!

:3

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I asked for cheerios, mother****er!!

Eat the mother ****ing cereal.

Mr. Moer:

I shall be the cater. theme will be awesome.
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Second, use proper grammar, and your spelling is the worst ever! *urgh*

Thirdly, WRONG SECTION. Maybe try the General Help section!

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I want some Vodka! RUSSINA ONE!

:3

I want DAFT PUNK ON THE TUNES.

can i be a stripper?

or a waiter?

and i'll take a long island ice tea. or is it rhode island? i forget...

I want a martini. Extra olives.

IM THE STRIPPER.

Get in the cage.