I'm very tall like 5'7 and a half (tall in our country), I'm so goddamn skinny like weighing 49 kilos, and I don't exactly know what should I wear. You know, the outfit that doesn't make me looks float inside my own clothes. what kind of clothes should I wear?

Then, I'm not negro, but I don't have a very dark skin. my skin looks like how the latin skin looks like, but I wanna whiten it a little. What should I apply?

And then, I got this thin but wavy hair that doesn't seem to be affected by wax or clay dough, but I want to spike my hair (like most asians do). what should I do?

My last problem, I want to gain some damn weight! no matter how many carbs I intake, it doesn't seem to add to my body! maybe taking vitamins?

Then, I have glasses... and I wanna get rid of it. I'm thinking on buying contact lenses... any suggestion on the color?

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Well, I hope I get help from the experts :)
and if you like to analyze me and my complexion or appearance, I would pm you my Facebook account.

maybe try a fatsuit

Stickpage fashion police to the rescue!
Honestly, you should wear clothes that you like, and as for contacts, I'd go with your normal eye colour. And if you want to gain weight, eat something with fats in it.

1. Just be confident.
2. Look confident.
3. Prepare an ass-kicking pose.

post yourself here, so people can looks how exactly you are.. lol

advice:

dont go spike hair with your wavy hair, wavy hair looks good with nothing, and will go weird when spike'd.. just be yourself
just buy clear lense,people like origin eyes,and you will not convert with different colour eyes.

recommended, my fav jacket lol


gain weight? go eat with experts direction , then go gym so you will looks badass
remember, eat everything [i mean, a lot] in one time makes nothing.so go little and little with range of time
sorry for my bad english

y not just make a thread that tailors specifically to changing your entire life

Chapter 1: Help me win my LDR back

Chapter 2: Help me win some real ladies

You should get some cats-eye contact lenses, those are cool.

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y not just make a thread that tailors specifically to changing your entire life

Chapter 1: Help me win my LDR back

Chapter 2: Help me win some real ladies

So true.
but this is good, for know how people's react

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y not just make a thread that tailors specifically to changing your entire life

Chapter 1: Help me win my LDR back

Chapter 2: Help me win some real ladies

Dear hewitt, I thought of this 2 years ago, even before that dilemna yesterday. and, I don't like thinking about it... I already fogotten it. like this *snap*! comprendo? so lets just put it behind and never look back. I really just want to look a little... you know, cooler?

and , Sans, if that's the case:
https://www.facebook.com/
look into my pics

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Dear hewitt, I thought of this 2 years ago, even before that dilemna yesterday. and, I don't like thinking about it... I already fogotten it. lie, this *snap* comprendo. so lets just put it behind and never look back. I really just want to look a little... you know, cooler?

do you think my advice is enough for you?
i really want to know how you looks daily.. so i can think what should you do.

Don't worry, I've got your back.

First of all, it's great that you're not black. Just choosing to be white already gives you +5 fashion points (FP)

Let's start from the top. You should not spike your hair unless you're an obvious junkie or still use light-up sneakers and sweatbands for no reason. HEADWEAR is the shit.
And the ultimate headwear of this decade is... yes, a fedora. Topcat pulled it off in the 1961 (and as you all know fashion goes in a circle, so I'm happy to announce that THE TREND IS BACK!) Go get this stylish motherfucker and you'll be the topcat of your school. Fedora adds 3 more FP to your wallet.


Talking about wallets, don't forget to get one of those hip chain wallets, it gives you that rebellious edge, and edgy is what you want to be.

This little baby will give you 2 more FP

Now, moving down to your torso.
Judging by the information you've provided we can make a presumption that you're ripped as fuck, but you just don't want to brag about it. That's good, being modest makes even the driest of pussies burst out.
Throw out all your tops, shirts, dresses and all other shit you own and get yourself a nice STRIPED suit+colorful vest combo. The suit will show that you're a classy, confident and financially secure alpha male, the colorful vest will indicate that you're a kinky motherfucker and would let a girl peg you (chicks dig that)


This wombocombo will give you instant 10FP (you're on fire kid)

Moving down.
So, since you're not black, I assume you're not packing much downstairs. No worries, uncle Jamal knows how to fix that.
Get your little sister's bicycle helmet and stuff it in your boxers. Trust me, it works (check the effect below)

Now, that we managed to get your insecurities out of the way it's time to cover your asscheeks from direct sunlight. Nothing screams "I'm i'm an independent black woman" like a nice pair of blue jeans.

These babies will fit your wombocombo perfectly and provide you 3 FP

I know you're a nature child and would love to walk around barefooted... you can't. That's against the law of fashion police. But since I like you, I'll tell you a little secret.
PLASTIC BAG SHOES ARE BACK! Oh yes, borrowed from the Cramp Twins, plastic bag shoes will make people stop, drop, and roll, whenever you'll walk past them. You'll have more tweets than Jaden Smith and even Tyler The Creator won't make fun of you, all thanks to the plastic bag shoes (+9 FP)



If you'll follow my advice you'll have a total of 73 FASHION POINTS, meaning that you will get 73 TIMES MORE PUSSY THAN ANY OF THESE BETA FAGGOTS! Go out there and be sexy, you sexy beast.

i just realized you said 5'7 and 49kg

somebody get this guy a hamburger or something

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Go get this stylish motherfucker and you'll be the topcat of your school. Fedora adds 3 more FP to your wallet.

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that is a trilby

i will fight you

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recommended, my fav jacket lol

levi's (Click to Show)

For the love of god. Throw that jacket out son.

If you're looking to gain weight, carbs aren't the way to go. The body uses carbs for short-term energy, hence why runners will "carb-up" before a race. Go for fats and protein if you want to just get "bigger"; also, try some moderate working out with that so it doesn't just all turn into fat. Then you'll have even more problems to deal with. Can't help you much with fashion. Good luck.

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Don't worry, I've got your back.

First of all, it's great that you're not black. Just choosing to be white already gives you +5 fashion points (FP)

Let's start from the top. You should not spike your hair unless you're an obvious junkie or still use light-up sneakers and sweatbands for no reason. HEADWEAR is the shit.
And the ultimate headwear of this decade is... yes, a fedora. Topcat pulled it off in the 1961

check it (Click to Show)

(and as you all know fashion goes in a circle, so I'm happy to announce that THE TREND IS BACK!) Go get this stylish motherfucker and you'll be the topcat of your school. Fedora adds 3 more FP to your wallet.

check it (Click to Show)

Talking about wallets, don't forget to get one of those hip chain wallets, it gives you that rebellious edge, and edgy is what you want to be.

check it (Click to Show)

This little baby will give you 2 more FP

Now, moving down to your torso.
Judging by the information you've provided we can make a presumption that you're ripped as fuck, but you just don't want to brag about it. That's good, being modest makes even the driest of pussies burst out.
Throw out all your tops, shirts, dresses and all other shit you own and get yourself a nice STRIPED suit+colorful vest combo. The suit will show that you're a classy, confident and financially secure alpha male, the colorful vest will indicate that you're a kinky motherfucker and would let a girl peg you (chicks dig that)

check em (Click to Show)

check em (Click to Show)

This wombocombo will give you instant 10FP (you're on fire kid)

Moving down.
So, since you're not black, I assume you're not packing much downstairs. No worries, uncle Jamal knows how to fix that.
Get your little sister's bicycle helmet and stuff it in your boxers. Trust me, it works (check the effect below)

check it (Click to Show)

Now, that we managed to get your insecurities out of the way it's time to cover your asscheeks from direct sunlight. Nothing screams "I'm i'm an independent black woman" like a nice pair of blue jeans.

ček em (Click to Show)

These babies will fit your wombocombo perfectly and provide you 3 FP

I know you're a nature child and would love to walk around barefooted... you can't. That's against the law of fashion police. But since I like you, I'll tell you a little secret.
PLASTIC BAG SHOES ARE BACK! Oh yes, borrowed from the Cramp Twins, plastic bag shoes will make people stop, drop, and roll, whenever you'll walk past them. You'll have more tweets than Jaden Smith and even Tyler The Creator won't make fun of you, all thanks to the plastic bag shoes (+9 FP)

you know the drill (Click to Show)

If you'll follow my advice you'll have a total of 73 FASHION POINTS, meaning that you will get 73 TIMES MORE PUSSY THAN ANY OF THESE BETA FAGGOTS! Go out there and be sexy, you sexy beast.

Did you just taught him how to be a fine classic good sir with plastic shoes and normal jeans?


Also, for nutrition and grtting fat, go eat some fats. Like, srsly. Even though it tastes bad, it's good for you. You get fats mostly in meat.
If you just wanna be fat like, only gain weight, then either work out or go party.