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HewittCorp is Downsizing

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Mar 6, 2014 2:39 AM #1171379
for hidro
http://sta.sh/01cwovhjq62
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Mar 6, 2014 2:41 AM #1171382
but I need the .gif to make it my avatar D:
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Mar 6, 2014 12:09 PM #1171665
http://sta.sh/01es7jwvakhl
its so pixelized...
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Mar 6, 2014 5:32 PM #1171889
JEEZUZ College has been busy, that snow fest in January has really fucked up midterm schedules over here lol.

Expect Hewcorp Fanart son btw lol. @3@ kekekekekekeke
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Mar 6, 2014 11:45 PM #1171965
There was some windy shit at my school
Everyone was scared and shit
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Mar 7, 2014 12:30 AM #1171984
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lol I don't know if you're actually serious but I was just trying to make an attempt at crude humor. This was back when I had no idea how serious breaking the "6 members only + honorary" rule was. I request that post be stricken from the record and to be taken lightly.

HewittCorp is not a real clan, but a satire of "noob clans that dont do anything". It's not meant to live until the end of this week where I post a satirical clan battle and call it quits and even if it was, does not in anyway adhere to any law of an RHG system.

Fact is, I'm afraid I'm in agreement with Jeff and stone as there was a very intricate discussion on this in the batcave.

For future reference, if the existence of HewittCorp bothers people concerned with this rule, then I will migrate it to Community Projects so that I can get my Clan War Satire up (I already have entries, just waiting on some stragglers). Then that'll be that.

Um.... for some reason I have a strange feeling that our family will end soon. >_> I dont know why though.
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Mar 7, 2014 12:45 AM #1171988
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Um.... for some reason I have a strange feeling that our family will end soon. >_> I dont know why though.


No never!
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Mar 7, 2014 1:21 AM #1171997
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Um.... for some reason I have a strange feeling that our family will end soon. >_> I dont know why though.


Here at HewittCorp, we believe in the right to live forever.

But unless you have an eternal elixir of awesomeness tucked away in your secret basement of power, there's no way the noble 9 can exist on any capacity as an RHG Clan.

The point of me taking it to begin with was a point of frustration when we were discussing in the IRC yet again how this clan (when SARX ran it) does shit, and the only recourse for members of noob clans appears to be disengaging from already noob clans to start their own noob clans. It ridiculous.

I set out to make this "clan" to prove one thing: that you don't have to have a smart, cool, creative, or awesome idea to start a clan, much less do something with it. You stupid noobs if you're reading this (which I doubt you will), read every post in this thread from the beginning and sans the useless crap SARX and Andrew were spouting to each other (which I retained on purpose so that you can see the juxtaposition) every post I've made has been geared towards a form of progression. None of this mini-chat thread shit! All it takes is a leader who knows what he wants, knows people who think similarly, and a direction in which to take, but most importantly that you should actually take the direction you chose.

Thank you everyone who has participated in this magical trip to awesomeness. HewittCorp will not die---but we seriously have to burn down our Main Branch by the end of the week. Rat infestation and the stench of noobs is all over it. HwC will continue to exist as a corporate entity in other ventures. You'll see.

Until then, we shall continue striving for what we set out to do---kick NEMESIS ass. It's such a simple goal, I've practically embedded into your minds the victory and the rewards that ought to be reaped.

So this isn't goodbye, this is a course plotted for metamorphosis---we go into this like men, and we come out like gods.

For as long as there will be a noob clan on its dying legs, I will be there. With my money. And my corporate spirit.

HWC LIVES ON MY FRIENDS!
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Mar 7, 2014 2:21 AM #1172025
You never added me as a member :C
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Mar 7, 2014 2:51 AM #1172037
I will once you've used your whaleshark slapping powers on NEMESIS :D

No seriously, I want to edit the first post in one big update instead of just doing it little by little. Saves having to post everytime I update, which is generally what noob clans do to pretend their clan is visibly moving forward
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Mar 7, 2014 11:00 AM #1172213
I HAVE FAILED OH WOE!


WOE!

EDIT: This might not mean anything to you guys but this post is officially the one I regret posting the most, so it being special prevents me from editing it over.
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Mar 7, 2014 11:25 PM #1172424
duck (Click to Show)

I finished!
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Mar 8, 2014 12:10 AM #1172438
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I finished!


Glorious...
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Mar 8, 2014 1:24 AM #1172467
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Glorious...


Quite indeed

I hope nemesis responds
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Mar 8, 2014 2:27 AM #1172478
Are you guys actually battling Nemesis? Is this official? Because if so, I have one question to ask.
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