I've been lazy enough to be too lazy to go to sleep.

too lazy to close my eyes, they just pop right back open. or the time where i asked two of my friends to take me and put me on the toitlet seat because i didnt feel like walking... and they did. good friends

I felt someone is calling me on the other side.


It was great.
I woke up, to find my teacher beside me.

checikng my gramer

I slipped down the floor, didn't stand up.

Always feel like there's some kind of very strong strings tied me, urging me to always sit for hours. Plus, this laptop screen in front of me also has some kind of hypnotizing feeling that makes me want to stay on my table for longer time.
Thus, I missed the dinner.

I posted 17,000 times on Stickpage during my childhood instead of making friends.

*sob*

Quote from Devour

I posted 17,000 times on Stickpage during my childhood instead of making friends.

*sob*

I'm not your friend?

u hrut me mastre

I made a program to calculate a complicated equation instead of doing it by hand...

I almost didn't pass my part one exam which is equivalent to 45% of my prelim grade because I was too lazy to open my book. I fucking swear it was just sitting on the table in front of me. Guess what I did? I turned on the TV and watched a show that I didn't really like all that much.

Quote from Camila

Throw my shoe to the switch to turn off the light.

did the shoe hit the switch?

Quote from Notch

did the shoe hit the switch?

I slept with the light on.

Wait, I got a new one:

I usually wake up on a school day and my breakfast is ready in 15 minutes. I was so tired one time, that when I sat down at the table, I asked my mom to pour me a drink, since she was still up and about.

I was gonna take a dump but instead sit there for like almost an hour even fall asleep LOL