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So, last night I had people over, and decided to drink vodka and gin. Well, that was a terrible idea, i drank too much too fast and ended up totally smashed. Probably a couple drinks away from alcohol poisoning, not a good idea. Ended up being walked around by my parents because i was just too drunk to do anything, finally i puked everywhere and went inside and passed out. Oh yea then lost control of my bladder all over my bed, anybody had similar experience?

LOL WJHAT AFAGOT CANT EVEN HOLD HIS LIQUIR

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Alcohol has made me more sociable and apparently ever since that last time I got tipsy I'm much 'better at hugging'.

thats because it lowers your inhibition

I hate when people say they only had sex or cheated because they were drunk

Because drinking alcohol just makes you lose complete control and doesn't actually bring out the side some people hide, no, not at all

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Because drinking alcohol just makes you lose complete control and doesn't actually bring out the side some people hide, no, not at all

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I've calculated it takes 3 glasses of sangria to make me dance lolollolo.

I gonna make you dance.

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Last time I drank enough to get really drunk, I passed out behind my friend's house and barfed all over the place for a few hours. I don't drink anymore. The occasional beer or two, but not enough that I can't drive. I actually don't and never have liked the feeling of being drunk off alcohol, but when you're looking for a way to relieve some stress, you take what you can get. Plus, I'm not social when I'm sober, normally, so a few drinks usually gets me talking and people enjoy my company more.

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I'm drinking now and it's only quarter past 10.
Home alone for 3 days, **** yeaaa.

It's 7:36 pm here.

Gah, my parents went away for a week once and it was amazing. I wish they would again.