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Dec 14, 2013 4:24 AM #1123369
After blacking out one day you wake up in an abandoned laboratory. Stepping outside, several things immediately become clear to you. One, it has been 500,000 years. Two, the world is pretty much on the brink of phailing so hard:

- Full-On Alien Invasion with a bazillion ships bearing down on earth

- The Shambling Undead rising up from all parts of the world ready to take back the world of the living

- Hell literally opens up in the middle of all major continents and demons start rushing out

- GODZILLA!

And Third, you realize that these past 500,000 years the lab you just came from has been experimenting on you, imbuing you with...






How will the Earth fare? Are we fucked? Are we victorious?

Tell us your story.
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Dec 14, 2013 4:33 AM #1123371
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic-Earth_Manipulation

Edit: I figured out what was happening.

So according to the list of things I'm capable of doing, the world is now mine to mold in my image. I could make the earth uninhabitable to all forms of life, wiping out any signs of undead, alien invasion, demon hellspawn, EVEN the great Godzilla. I could make the moon inhabitable to humans. I would be a god! But what of I do not survive long enough to bring the Earth back? Humanity would have no savior, and be doomed to living in "moon colonies."

This power is too great for one man. The Earth would be doomed if I were the only one with this power. On the bright side, this little monologue was fun to do.
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Dec 14, 2013 4:38 AM #1123373
I thot the thread title gave it away 0_0

the link goes to a randomizer, use it to tell a story.
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Dec 14, 2013 4:59 AM #1123383
Well shit. You just blew my playdough universe out the window.
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Dec 14, 2013 5:07 AM #1123391
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Instant_Learning

*slides glasses up rim of nose*

I have always had this power. My dad just took me to his lab becasue it is take your son to work day. The day I took a 500,00 year nap
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Dec 14, 2013 5:24 AM #1123397
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Digital_Materialization

Yeah! Time to wipe you all out with the horrors from the deepest darkest depths of fanfiction.net! Huh? What's that? No internet? All infrastructure destroyed?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo.....!!!
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Dec 14, 2013 5:30 AM #1123400
Quote from GuardianTempest
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Digital_Materialization

Yeah! Time to wipe you all out with the horrors from the deepest darkest depths of fanfiction.net! Huh? What's that? No internet? All infrastructure destroyed?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo.....!!!


You can make porn...into like porn balls!
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Dec 14, 2013 5:45 AM #1123401
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cycle_Embodiment
With this power, I shall make a perfect balance between good and evil, also embody the life cycle for whole universe at the same time. I, am ready to take responsibility for this inevitable job that no one has ever done before.
Hah, I'm so bad at making wise words xux
But nevertheless, The Earth and also the whole universe may be doomed because there is no way where everything's controlled, dominated by two Gods. We can dispute to each other and let the world dominated by the evil ones. Thus, we have failed to balance lives, and my body is exterminated by the Almighty God as the punishment for denying the responsibility, letting my pure soul and power to merge with Him. After that, He returns the victory among the livings, erasing the evils in existence, and every single being will finally live happily ever after.

...

Oh well, sometimes one head's better than two, right?
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Dec 14, 2013 5:46 AM #1123403
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Eclipse_Manipulation

I can do solar beams and lunar beams.
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Dec 14, 2013 6:36 AM #1123411
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ascended_Physiology

I think I have the most awesome ability yet. With this power, I can leave my mortal body and become immortal, and probably powerful enough to restore order within the world by using the most powerful abilities. I'm also invulnerable as long as I'm in an ethereal state. So, in other words, I have the Power of Jesus!!!
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Dec 14, 2013 7:51 AM #1123433
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Force_Manipulation
I control pure Force, and send Godzilla destroy all the aliens. Heheh.
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Dec 14, 2013 9:41 AM #1123501
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Multiple_Mouths

I'll eat things... a lot of things...

Yeah... bye, Humanity :D
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Dec 14, 2013 10:07 AM #1123520
Quote from Nanite
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Multiple_Mouths

I'll eat things... a lot of things...

Yeah... bye, Humanity :D


Even down below.
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Dec 14, 2013 10:12 AM #1123522
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Even down below.

Oh Guitarii please don't get me started of your lethality in cock-sucking.

http://forums.stickpage.com/showthread.php?78712-Superpower-Lottery
I'm becoming a million particles.
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Dec 14, 2013 12:17 PM #1123551
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Semi-Immortality

Semi-Immortality - the power of never getting older.

I stare in disbelief at the researchers and then, very slowly and clearly, I explain to them that it was fucking retarded to expect immediate world-saving from someone whose super power takes seventy years to do anything.