Do some flips.
SHOW HIM WHO WILL DIE THE COOLEST.

Fall to your death and start a new game with an original storyline.

Fall on another more friendly griffin and he takes you to a safe place of cookies and candy.

Sorry for taking 4 days to post, i was going to do so 2 days ago, but at the last moment, my previous pc crashed and stopped working properly.

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then they are falling they find a item called the "strange parrot" which has magical flying powers and has lazer eyes which shoots the griffin *incomprehensible blater* pokemon battle

Chatot uses Lazer Eyes on Griffin. The griffin is roasted.

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Do a backflip, it'll be cool.

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Do some flips.
SHOW HIM WHO WILL DIE THE COOLEST.

MC decides to bring the Griffin for extra coolness.

He does some flips, but it isn't much of a competition anymore since the griffin is already dead. And Hydra is to blame.
MC proclaims himself victorious.

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Fall to your death and start a new game with an original storyline.

He ditches his items on the way, he doesn't need them anymore.

He landed in a barn on the top of a griffin. The End.

Ok, now, give me some ideas (The Character(s), plot, scenario and whatever else) for the next adventure in the same thread.

Also I say this is a game thread, cuz of Sacred's assasination game.

The adventures of Basedgod.

A Powerful Magician thwarted From The Treasure By A Dragon

EDIT: Really, phone? Y U DO DIS?

What about... The adventures of a one-legged man? (as in, he was born with a single, large leg instead of two)

The Adventures of a Stereotypical Hipster in Hell

Ok, i'm baaaaaaack from this little hiatus.

So, now you are in control of a powerful mage whose right lower leg was missing since his birth aaaand before, he also workships Based God. He lives in a little fort, on a land devasted by an immigration of some dozen of necrojerks and other troublesome douches. And various cave-in and demons popping out of the ground (Ooooh he knows who to blame for that). Since then he started to immerge himself into books and maps in the search of a treasure. He never was as near to the treasure as two dayas ago, when in front of his eyes, a filthy dragon stole it. Our mage has been depressed since so.

Here he's now, in his house, not caring to tidy up any of the rooms.

Kiss Based God's chain 300 times before you start your day.

Go outside, look at surroundings. Maybe we can see the dragon's den from here? Perhaps in distant mountains, a far away land, or his mother-in-law's house.

Once when he was depressed and lying on his bed, a great wizard breaks into his door, grabs him, puts him in a bag and takes him away. He just lies there, awaiting his fate...

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Once when he was depressed and lying on his bed, a great wizard breaks into his door, grabs him, puts him in a bag and takes him away. He just lies there, awaiting his fate...

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Kiss Based God's chain 300 times before you start your day.

He feels slighty less depressed now, however a little gayer than before. It also seems he has switched A and B' places accidentally.

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Go outside, look at surroundings. Maybe we can see the dragon's den from here? Perhaps in distant mountains, a far away land, or his mother-in-law's house.

Sorry, i didn't see the first of clause ("Go Outside"), so, Let's say he didn't eat breakfast yet and is unprepared to venture outside.

He hops to the nearest window to get a view of the outside, the distant mountains are still the same, partly buried in the ground. It is not unlikely the dragon, it's kind a trend for various pericolous monsters to reside there.
He can't see anything beyond the mountains from here, but he knows there is a huge gap separing this shithole from some other lands.
Also he isn't married, that would slow down his studies of magic, and other things concerning hoes, Thus he doesn't have a mother-in-law.

Anyway right in front of his fort he sees a swordman and a seal. Ummmh...

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Let's say he didn't eat breakfast yet and is unprepared to venture outside...Anyway right in front of his fort he sees a swordman and a seal. Ummmh...

Alrighty then...Prepare breakfeast. While eating cereal, ponder why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Afterwards, get dressed because fuck showers. Prepare to depart the fort.