these motherfuckers right here


shiitake fucking mushrooms. not only are they fucking delicious but they are one of the healthiest things you will ever eat. eating these is like a motherfucking qi injection, and they also have anti-cancer and anti-pathogenic properties. MORE POWER!

tomorrow i'll post a picture of my badass qi-warming breakfast; shiitake, ginger, and chilli scrambled eggs, served on toast and glued together with melted cheese.

Scarecrow, I bet if you were to stumble upon a time-machine and traveling to the past was possible, you'd jump back straight to the 60's.

screw that. the 60s ruined psychedelics for everybody, fuck those guys.

They just showed the dangers of unregulated drug use

I LOVE FOOD OMG:

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They just showed the dangers of unregulated drug use

Oh yeah, you gotta regulate those drugs. Just look at them, they're practicely grinding thier axes for when we say thier okay to use again. But we know better, we gotta keep an eye on them or they'll try and get us.
Can't trust em'

all right bitches, it's 4pm and it's time for BREAKFAST!

so what we're gonna do is make a kick-ass fried egg that will warm the FUCK out of you in winter (it's summer here but i don't give a FUCK) and give you tonnes of ENERGY.

first we gotta get our shit together.


i got:
- oil; i used grapeseed oil
- cayenne pepper powder. fresh chillis would be better but i haven't got any at the moment.
- black pepper
- salt
- butter
- a chopped up shiitake mushroom
- fresh rosemary (on the mushroom chunks) straight from my back yard
- a chunk of ginger, chopped
- a small clove of garlic, chopped
- bacon, because no self-respecting fried egg is complete without bacon
- 2-3 eggs. i used 3 because the eggs i get from my chickens are pretty small
- fresh spring onions
- some onion would be great also but i don't have any
- fresh rocket
- 2 pieces of bread
- tasty as FUCK cheese
- a bit of lemon (new discovery!)

you'll also need a toaster, a frying pan, and, for the cheese part, a top-heating grill.

now start heating the pan and bring it to a medium-high temperature. throw in a bit of oil, followed by the bacon. let that shit cook a little, then throw in the shiitakes, rosemary, garlic and ginger. if you have onion and/or fresh chillis, throw those in now also.



once it's starting to look cooked, throw in a knob of butter and let that melt through it all before throwing in your eggs and adding in your seasonings (salt, pepper, cayenne). i do this thing where i scramble the eggs in the pan; just keep mixing it up as it cooks. i dunno if there's a name for this but it gives a nice texture and consistency. so mix that shit up, and once it starts to cook a bit, throw in your spring onions also.



now's a good time to toast that bread and start warming up the top-heating grill. keep mixing up your eggs while that happens, and turn off the heat if you need to. once the bread is done, put them under the grill, load your eggs on to em, and cover that shit with cheese before sticking it under the heat.



you only need to keep it under long enough to melt the cheese, so take it out once that's happened and plate it up. garnish that shit with some rocket and a drizzle of lemon.



now fucking dig in and enjoy!

Motherfucking gyro (pronounced gear-row) sandwich.

This is the most absolutely delicious thing I have ever eaten, aside from a supreme pizza made by a restaurant in my state called The Brick.
Gyros are a Greek sandwich containing tender, spiced lamb (or beef, depending on the cook), lettuce, diced tomato, a bit of onions, and tzatziki (tat-zee-kee) sauce. The sauce tastes primarily of cucumber. The whole thing is wrapped in a pan-fried form of Pita bread (not pocket pita). Get one of these and eat it. Your taste buds will thank you.

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Oh yeah, you gotta regulate those drugs. Just look at them, they're practicely grinding thier axes for when we say thier okay to use again. But we know better, we gotta keep an eye on them or they'll try and get us.
Can't trust em'

I actually chuckled, good job!

Scarecrow, if there was an option to save a post, I would save the shit out of yours.

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YUMSIES

Omg, yes.

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Motherfucking gyro (pronounced gear-row) sandwich.

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This is the most absolutely delicious thing I have ever eaten, aside from a supreme pizza made by a restaurant in my state called The Brick.
Gyros are a Greek sandwich containing tender, spiced lamb (or beef, depending on the cook), lettuce, diced tomato, a bit of onions, and tzatziki (tat-zee-kee) sauce. The sauce tastes primarily of cucumber. The whole thing is wrapped in a pan-fried form of Pita bread (not pocket pita). Get one of these and eat it. Your taste buds will thank you.

I LOVE GYROS.

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shiitake fucking mushrooms. not only are they fucking delicious but they are one of the healthiest things you will ever eat. eating these is like a motherfucking qi injection, and they also have anti-cancer and anti-pathogenic properties. MORE POWER!

tomorrow i'll post a picture of my badass qi-warming breakfast; shiitake, ginger, and chilli scrambled eggs, served on toast and glued together with melted cheese.

Mushroom and cheese is where heaven is at. And that breakfast really warms me yo. Add a dash of chilli sauce and its toasting time.

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Motherfucking gyro (pronounced gear-row) sandwich.

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It looks like a burrito, but meh. Delicious things will be delicious.

The only thing I'm eating right now is just vegetables, spices, and beef cooked in coconut rice. Not too shabby.
What I'm searching for, though, is some indian restaurant to eat some Briyani Rice.

edit: Scarecrow, I suggest you use Baguette bread. It would taste much more better.

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I actually chuckled, good job!

=D I do my best.

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all right bitches, it's 4pm and it's time for BREAKFAST!

so what we're gonna do is make a kick-ass fried egg that will warm the FUCK out of you in winter (it's summer here but i don't give a FUCK) and give you tonnes of ENERGY.

now fucking dig in and enjoy!

Wow, thanks scarebro. Pretty hefty contribution.

When I am not legendarily high I'll type a full reply to it.


I wish I could make edits, I would add all the recipes to the first post. In spoilers so that I could credit the poster.
Then when someone asks for recipes we could just point them to the first post.

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=D I do my best.


Wow, thanks scarebro. Pretty hefty contribution.

When I am not legendarily high I'll type a full reply to it.


I wish I could make edits, I would add all the recipes to the first post. In spoilers so that I could credit the poster.
Then when someone asks for recipes we could just point them to the first post.

you might be able to get around it by making a new thread and having a mod merge the two so yours is the first post. not sure if post date will be a problem though.


also i discovered today that adding a bit of lemon on top of the rocket is FUCKING AMAZING

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