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Can the Batcomputer store every porn on the planet?

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Jan 18, 2014 2:39 AM #1142910
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Jan 18, 2014 2:49 AM #1142914
Nah, nigga.
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Jan 18, 2014 2:50 AM #1142916
Of course it can, Batman can do everything to upgrade storage space, even take some derelict alien artifacts to give it 100000000000 Exabytes of space.
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Jan 18, 2014 4:52 AM #1142959
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100000000000 Exabytes of space.

Fookin christ so many dna grams.

Anyway, naaaaaaaah.
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Jan 18, 2014 6:09 AM #1142987
Not all porn is in a digital format.
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Jan 18, 2014 6:51 AM #1143006
Each Porn fills up space higher than 1 terabyte
So naaah.
But it does store all the hentai in the world
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Jan 18, 2014 7:25 AM #1143037
impossible. we know that there is porn of everything (r34), therefore the space required will be limitless and ever-growing.
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Jan 18, 2014 2:27 PM #1143231
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Jan 18, 2014 4:29 PM #1143285
No.
Initially there would not be enough room to store everything, so it would have to be upgraded.
I'm not convinced Batman is perverted enough to want EVERY porn on the internet.
There has to be something he's not into where the upgrade just wouldn't be worth it.
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Jan 18, 2014 11:03 PM #1143465
According to this picture, which is the first result for "batcomputer ram" (after all the "did you mean 'battering ram'?" nonsense), the batcomputer has 32pb of memory.

Google is apparently aware of 5 million terabytes of data on the internet, or 4882.8pb.

According to Forbes, 4% of the internet is porn.

Therefore there is roughly 195.32pb of porn, i.e. six times more than the batcomputer can handle.

Give or take eight batcomputers. It's a crude approximation.
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Jan 19, 2014 5:49 AM #1143595
Quote from Zed
According to this picture, which is the first result for "batcomputer ram" (after all the "did you mean 'battering ram'?" nonsense), the batcomputer has 32pb of memory.

Google is apparently aware of 5 million terabytes of data on the internet, or 4882.8pb.

According to Forbes, 4% of the internet is porn.

Therefore there is roughly 195.32pb of porn, i.e. six times more than the batcomputer can handle.

Give or take eight batcomputers. It's a crude approximation.


also consider that what google knows about is basically just the tip of the iceberg
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Jan 22, 2014 4:18 AM #1145041
I'm pretty sure the Batcomp itself is a form of porn. I mean, rather, BatPorn, of course.

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It's not a matter of wanting, Crank. What if he needed to find a pattern in a snuff film ring? What if he needed to identify an amateur pornstar? He's collecting porn for DATA. Intent isn't a factor in this poll.


Doing it for Science.

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According to this picture, which is the first result for "batcomputer ram" (after all the "did you mean 'battering ram'?" nonsense), the batcomputer has 32pb of memory.

Google is apparently aware of 5 million terabytes of data on the internet, or 4882.8pb.

According to Forbes, 4% of the internet is porn.

Therefore there is roughly 195.32pb of porn, i.e. six times more than the batcomputer can handle.

Give or take eight batcomputers. It's a crude approximation.


Now, my friend RAM and storage space aren't exactly the same thing.
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Jan 22, 2014 8:16 AM #1145083
I would say Scarecrow's reasoning is enough for me to say no.
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Jan 25, 2014 4:22 AM #1146337
Quote from Zed
According to this picture, which is the first result for "batcomputer ram" (after all the "did you mean 'battering ram'?" nonsense), the batcomputer has 32pb of memory.

Google is apparently aware of 5 million terabytes of data on the internet, or 4882.8pb.

According to Forbes, 4% of the internet is porn.

Therefore there is roughly 195.32pb of porn, i.e. six times more than the batcomputer can handle.

Give or take eight batcomputers. It's a crude approximation.


How do you know all these numbers?
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