Start reading here, Sacred.

@Purp3L
Nope, nothing under the table.

@Fries
Using the net and the slide, he makes it to the edge. On the ledge is absolutely nothing.

@Pox
Your hat hits the net and falls to the floor. You look incredibly silly.

@Prae
Read Fries' entry.

"Wait up!" I say climbing the net and grabbing my hat

"Fuck this, and Pra. I'm just gonna follow Fries like before."

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@Pox
Your hat hits the net and falls to the floor. You look incredibly silly.

That's the first time I've laughed out loud all day.

What can I see from my view? Is there anything on the ceiling? How high is the ledge (no need to be specific)?

@Fries
The ceiling is reachable if you stretch on your tippy-toes. You feel a sense of accomplishment. This is ridiculous, because you have accomplished nothing. As for what you can see, you can see Pox climbing towards you. Nothing else is of interest.

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That's the first time I've laughed out loud all day.

What can I see from my view? Is there anything on the ceiling? How high is the ledge (no need to be specific)?

I was expecting some sticky net trap...lol

"I am so indecisive. I'll just go back guys. I'll just protect Zed." Said Purp3L, as he waved to Pox, Pra, and Fries. He walks back into the 2nd room with Zed.

Too long Fries. Someone sum this shit up. I'm lazy so fuck me.

Help Pox get up the ledge without falling. It takes a skilled parkourist such as myself to accomplish such feats as climbing up ledges without assistance.

Is the roof solid? Or is it made like those tile-ish ceilings?

Walk into the room like "Whaddup? I'm a golden nut."

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Too long Fries. Someone sum this shit up. I'm lazy so fuck me.

Check your pockets and your desk. You missed the host and the food, but the first challenge is complete. Zed has immunity, and is using it to keep the otherwise flailing arms in the next room at bay (albeit he's not actually doing anything but standing there). We've split off into two groups now, one in the room with the interrogation table and reflective wall, and the other with a slide that leads upwards and a net. And yeah, fuck you for not reading.

@Sacred
The room is opened up, Zed is keeping people from being murdered by mechanical arms, and nobody can figure out which room they want to go in.

@Fries
The ceiling is solid. Not a tile in sight.

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Too long Fries. Someone sum this shit up. I'm lazy so fuck me.

Alright.
First we all woke up at desks. Some players are still asleep (inactives). We may have something in our pockets (perform a command to check what's in yours), for instance I don't, but Zed and a few others do. We also have notes at our desks, and we are each wearing something different, pretty much compared to our usernames (I'm wearing a McDonalds uniform).

We completed two tasks, and we are now faced with a choice between two rooms. Zed, who completed a special challenge, naturally, is immune from the mechanical hands that were previously rampaging around, which are in between us and the rooms. Since he is standing next to the rooms, the hands have stopped moving, allowing us free passage into each.

One room is a plain room, an interrogation-like room. The second is the one me and a few others are in, which has a slide and nets on either side of the wall, and a single ledge.

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What is against my back (providing I'm looking towards the door, the way I came)?

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Where am I?

Look down and check your pockets. I'm not copping a feel for info.

Sacred, Zed completed a bonus thingy and is immune to things for two challenges. We have things in our pockets sometimes and wear different things. What we where is likely unimportant, I made the list of what I made a page back.

We have two rooms to check out. I forget the other one, but there's an interrogation room. We're still early in on this part of the challenge. Watch for the hands on the walls though, but they chill out when Zed's by them. Likely because of the special challenge he completed.

Anyway! After first pressing down on the table, I stand up on the table and look at my reflection. It's a twisted place, just making sure what I see in it matches what I know.

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Too long Fries. Someone sum this shit up. I'm lazy so fuck me.

Everybody woke up in a room together, looked for clues. Some people had items. Everybody has knives in their desks.

Zed figured out the first challenge and shoved all our name-tags through an industrial shredder, and we were rewarded with limitless food and drink as long as we are in this room.

The next challenge is a room full of arms all the currently-wake people entered into. Since Zed finished a special challenge from the host, he's immune to the arms and is able to escort us accross to two rooms. One room looks like an interrogation room, and one is a fun slide with nets. Nothing will happen until everyone goes into one room or the other.

People are currently exploring stuff. I suggested we kill someone who is inactive when we approach the deadline between picking rooms. Everyone has to be in a room anyways, so I figure killing someone will fix that problem and move us along. (plus we have no clue if one room will just kill everyone that goes in)