Quote from Nish

You could try Alcohol, finding women with similar interests, finding desperate women, finding dying women. If you don't want to put it any actual effort, then your quickest route is to lower your standards. Your options are limitless if you lower your standards.

Yeah, but being expected to stick my neck out is a bitch. But that's just the way it is.

I have lowered my standards, I just don't have any options, at all. All the women I spend time with are taken.

Quote from Jutsu

Yeah, but being expected to stick my neck out is a bitch. But that's just the way it is.

I have lowered my standards, I just don't have any options, at all. All the women I spend time with are taken.

So you don't want to rape them OR stick your neck out.

Your last remaining option is getting a good ol fashioned hooker.

I'm broke, been broke my whole life.

Can't even get a hooker.

So... no rape... no hookers... no manipulation... no sticking your neck out...

Since you don't have a girlfriend already, I'm assuming we can leave 'natural charm' out of the picture.

We'll have to think outside the box. Gay sex? I'm sure there would be a pre-operation transvestite looking for validation. Or a post-operation transvestite looking to pop her figurative cherry.

Or you could get an equally desperate dude to dress up as a chick, maybe you two could take turns. Who else from Stickpage is from your area?

Quote from Nish

So... no rape... no hookers... no manipulation... no sticking your neck out...

Since you don't have a girlfriend already, I'm assuming we can leave 'natural charm' out of the picture.

We'll have to think outside the box. Gay sex? I'm sure there would be a pre-operation transvestite looking for validation. Or a post-operation transvestite looking to pop her figurative cherry.

Or you could get an equally desperate dude to dress up as a chick, maybe you two could take turns. Who else from Stickpage is from your area?

I've tried being gay. Turns out it's not something you can just choose.

What would I do in Valentines huh?

->

Man, I really need to go out more.

Quote from Zero

Man, I really need to go out more.

meh who needs that?

Quote from Jutsu

I've tried being gay. Turns out it's not something you can just choose.

Listen Juts, if you can't follow Nish's MANly MAN Seven Step Guide to Sleeping With Hot Chicks, then it's time for the next best alternative.

Sacred's Twelve Step MANly MAN Guide of MANfully Handling Women Like a MAN:

1) Go to your bathroom. Shower. Post-shower: Use the closest thing you have to gel and stuff your hair with it like you would with your collection of buttplugs

2) Got cologne? No? Take that febreze and spray that shit head to toe. Bitches love febreze.

3) Put on a tanktop that loosely hangs from your shoulders, showing your hard as a rock lat and row (or stretch marks). Put on some pants that indefinitely reveal the bulge that will be growing soon enough. Underwear are optional but not recommended.

4) Before you escape your MAN cave into the open world, mentally prepare yourself. Throw on some warm up Led Zeppelin. I recommend Black Dog. Next, throw on some club music that'll get you in the mood to naturally approach others. Then listen to Celine Dion, because Celine is the shit so fuck you if you disagree. Then one more track of varying choice. So long as it amps you up, just pick it (I myself would just listen to a second Celine Dion song, but that's just me.)

5) Kick your front door wide open and step into the open legs that is the world.

6) You take your freshly soothed self to the nearest bar, find the hottest woman their. Yes, even if she's the only one and ugly.

7) Conquer her right then and there. Make others watch for an example.

8) Go to the next club and find a girl losing herself in drink, take her down.

9) Tel her and all her friends you'll be their cab. Take them home. Proceed to show them your fine gallery of things you've acquired as you've traveled the mystical lands across the Eastern Hemisphere. They'll treat you like a God and start finding their eyes trailing in more towards your dong.

10) in the middle of conversation, drop pants without announcement (this is where no underwear comes in). Girls love confidence. They'll say things like "That's so European!"

11) Beat yourself a tad, I've found girls like watching that for some reason.

12) Take their welcoming souls and wettening bodies to your bedroom.

13) Once finished, get rid of the bodies.

Go. Now.

Yeah, Sacred's system works too. I would recommend trying out his methods, while armed with a razor.

Quote from Ashlander

So your girl is esseincially a man, and your saving yourself for marriage, making you the typical female of the relationship. Am i reading this correctly?

I am going to stab you repeated until you either die or I get tired.

Jutsu, you could become a pron star. Seems like it would come with the territory.

Quote from Crank

I am going to stab you repeated until you either die or I get tired.

With your penis?
In a loving manner?

Only if he's sexy.

What exactly did "spread the love" mean though? Sounds like serial one night stand sort of thing.

Quote from Crank

Only if he's sexy.

What exactly did "spread the love" mean though? Sounds like serial one night stand sort of thing.

Spread the love as in
If you are a couple with someone: Smear your love in the face of others
If your single: Basically what everyone else is saying

Things that I do in Valentines Day:
1. Lie down
2. Try not to cry
3. Cry alot

I cry because of loneliness.

Quote from StickBoy111

fuck valentines... I be eating pizza while staring at a vagina in the computer playing and wondering, what is the meaning of life, while chewing a potato

you make yourself sound sad. don't worry i'll send you a bear or something. whatever the fuck, hell maybe even a subscription to shit