FINEST SPECIMEN THREAD

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Feb 15, 2014 7:06 PM #1159180
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That's the second time I've seen her name today. The first was someone saying it was ironic that she was in the headlines. I haven't seen her in any headlines. Who is she and what did she do?


Who is she? Are you serious? Raaaargh! She was in JUNO and INCEPTION and a whole bunch of other movies, and she has the single most kissable personality in the movies.

She came out as a lesbian yesterday, officially dethroning Elle DeGeneres as the most famous lesbian named Ellen. So I no longer want to kiss her. I want to bone her all night long.

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Who cares, she looked like a little boy anyway


Fuck you, thats Ellen Page. RAAARGH
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Feb 15, 2014 7:07 PM #1159181
I was going to mention Juno and Inception. She was hot as fuck in Inception.
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Feb 15, 2014 7:11 PM #1159183
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I was going to mention Juno and Inception. She was hot as fuck in Inception.


And she was a pregnant teen mother in Juno. She created proof that there could be underage MILFs. Who wouldn't want to rocketship their liquid seed into that mysterious planet of teenage motherhood?
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Feb 15, 2014 7:16 PM #1159186
I would let slip my battleship's neutron cannons into that majestic teenage mothership.
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Feb 15, 2014 7:20 PM #1159187
I seriously see nothing about Ellen Page that's even remotely attractive.

She has the most soulless eyes and genderless body features I have ever seen. Like a little boy after being repeatedly raped in a basement by his father and grandfather
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Feb 15, 2014 7:21 PM #1159188
Samantha Freakin' Wright!!

The cute weightlifter (Click to Show)


No doubt that she's the finest weightlifter I've ever seen. I'm surprised no one ever mentioned her. The best part about her is that she's competing in 2016 Olympics.
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Feb 15, 2014 7:24 PM #1159191
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Who is she? Are you serious? Raaaargh! She was in JUNO and INCEPTION and a whole bunch of other movies, and she has the single most kissable personality in the movies.


I very rarely know the actors' names in things I watch, but I did like the Inception girl. She seemed nice.

On topic.

20th of April (Click to Show)


Couldn't find a better picture which was less than desktop-size (one was 3744 x 5616! Who has a screen that size?), and couldn't be fucked to resize one.
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Feb 15, 2014 7:36 PM #1159196
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What are guys even doing? >:c
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YES I LOVE JESSICA FROM TRUE BLOOD. My woman crush

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ELLEN PAGE
"DON'T PRETEND LIKE YOU'RE NOT AS HEARTBROKEN AS I AM" (Click to Show)


Haha but I mean come on, I thought it was pretty obvious from the get-go that she was a lesbian.
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Feb 16, 2014 1:32 AM #1159309
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Haha but I mean come on, I thought it was pretty obvious from the get-go that she was a lesbian.


Not really, no.

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Feb 16, 2014 5:10 AM #1159413
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Not really, no.

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"FUCK YEAH GIFS!" (Click to Show)


I love gifs now
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Feb 16, 2014 6:14 AM #1159443
I want james franco to sweep me off my feet and carry me into the bedroom
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Feb 16, 2014 6:46 AM #1159450
I'd rather have Samantha Wright to carry me to bed. She's such an adorable, strong woman, and I want her as my significant other.
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Feb 16, 2014 12:28 PM #1159594
hitomi tanaka is way better looking
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Feb 16, 2014 1:30 PM #1159623
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i like haruka's uneven eyes


I, too, have uneven eyes.

Call me ;)

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hitomi tanaka is way better looking


I like hitomi's uneven boobs...

grossly uneven boobs.
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Feb 16, 2014 7:07 PM #1159791
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hitomi tanaka is way better looking


I used to really be into her. But I started noticing how every porn she's in normally involves her looking like she's being raped. And she makes awkward moaning sounds almost like she's crying. She's hot, but that shit is eh with me.