Two of my friend's and I smoked salvia on my 18th birthday after a bong rip and before we ate weed-brownies filled with muscle-relaxants. I ended up seeing vertical colors and when I focused on his pool I felt like I was in one of those "Find Your Beach" beer commercials. I eventually ended up on his couch snacking on nutter butters and testing myself against gravity to sit my leg up on the other.

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Two of my friend's and I smoked salvia on my 18th birthday after a bong rip and before we ate weed-brownies filled with muscle-relaxants. I ended up seeing vertical colors and when I focused on his pool I felt like I was in one of those "Find Your Beach" beer commercials. I eventually ended up on his couch snacking on nutter butters and testing myself against gravity to sit my leg up on the other.

Did you ask the doctor how many brain cells you killed?

And I think the funny thing is that his Sacred's avatar looks so serious.

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Two of my friend's and I smoked salvia on my 18th birthday after a bong rip and before we ate weed-brownies filled with muscle-relaxants. I ended up seeing vertical colors and when I focused on his pool I felt like I was in one of those "Find Your Beach" beer commercials. I eventually ended up on his couch snacking on nutter butters and testing myself against gravity to sit my leg up on the other.

why did you have muscle relaxants in the brownies? that seems extremely redundant.

but hell yeah salvia. someone-who-probably-isn't-me is growing some of that shit seeing as it's not so easy to buy here.

naimad, i'd tell you to take your ignorance elsewhere, but i'm pretty sure this is the thread for you.

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why did you have muscle relaxants in the brownies?

nigga I was high as giraffe pussy. I just ate the damn brownie that ended up in my hand.

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naimad, i'd tell you to take your ignorance elsewhere, but i'm pretty sure this is the thread for you.

I do hope you realise that post was not at all serious.

yeah that was mean i am sorry

too early for this shit

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nigga I was high as giraffe pussy. I just ate the damn brownie that ended up in my hand.

that doesn't explain why it had muscle relaxants in it!! were you guys making them and thought "i don't think these will leave us couch-ridden enough! let's add something to make SURE we stay comatose!" or something?

Clearly that's what someone thought that day.

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I reject the idea that arguing with someone is stupid just because it's on the internet. Whether you're talking to someone online or face-to-face it's still communication between two people. If you think arguing is stupid in general then that's a different matter.

Couldn't have said it better myself.


One of the dumbest things I've done so far was I was pulling out of a parking spot, thought I was in reverse but I was really in drive. So the vehicle lurched forward and hit the side of a yellow concrete block, denting the vehicle and leaving nice yellow paint on the impact site so it's really noticeable. This was in my dad's car. I cried about it.

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One of the dumbest things I've done so far was I was pulling out of a parking spot, thought I was in reverse but I was really in drive. So the vehicle lurched forward and hit the side of a yellow concrete block, denting the vehicle and leaving nice yellow paint on the impact site so it's really noticeable. This was in my dad's car. I cried about it.

I reversed into a bollard a few months ago. It was while I was doing pizza delivery work and I was delivering to The Other University in the city. I had the option of trying to get security to let me through all the barriers through the car parks and everything, or I could just do a three point turn and go back out the way I came in. I didn't feel too bad about hitting the bollard, since it was below window-level and there was no way I could have seen it, plus despite the crunch there wasn't actually any damage. What felt worse was that there was a student who I would have run over if the bollard hadn't stopped me.

And he laughed at me.

Ahahahaha poor Zed. What a dick. He barely escapes getting his toes crunched, and has the nerve to laugh haha.

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I reversed into a bollard a few months ago. It was while I was doing pizza delivery work and I was delivering to The Other University in the city. I had the option of trying to get security to let me through all the barriers through the car parks and everything, or I could just do a three point turn and go back out the way I came in. I didn't feel too bad about hitting the bollard, since it was below window-level and there was no way I could have seen it, plus despite the crunch there wasn't actually any damage. What felt worse was that there was a student who I would have run over if the bollard hadn't stopped me.

And he laughed at me.

I have the same job as you :D Luckily I have never actually hit anyone or anything.

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I reject the idea that arguing with someone is stupid just because it's on the internet. Whether you're talking to someone online or face-to-face it's still communication between two people. If you think arguing is stupid in general then that's a different matter.

I didn't really intend to get into an argument anyway. I just wanted to give him a chance to rephrase his statement that "if your life is not fantastic it's because you've done something stupid", since that's a claim that a lot of people will hate you for.

Yes thank you for rephrasing that, Zed. Once again you've proved yourself at being a great conversationalist.

I don't think that the general idea on the internet is stupid, but I was speaking based on my own experiences. I have never argued about anything significant, I think, hence I feel silly for having wasted my time for something like that.

The stupidest thing I ever did was waste 10 minutes of my life going through 11 pages of this shit.
Actually the stupidest thing I ever did was proceeding to post about it.


When I was 8, I thought mommies got pregnant automatically by living with daddies because they slept under the same roof and 'liked' each other. So when this girl I liked was going to sleep over at another girl's house, I tried to talk her out of it, because I thought the other girl's brother would get her pregnant (because they would spend that night under the same roof and he 'liked' her).

lmao nish.

Dumbest thing I've ever done was jump off a 12-13 feet high catwalk in my living room in front of my little brothers. Thank god they never tried to do it.