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Jul 12, 2008 12:00 AM #184072
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Also a protip. DO NOT EVER EVER EVER USE SHAMPOO AS A LUBRICANT IN THE BATH. EVER.


Or men's bodywash. *shudders*
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Jul 12, 2008 12:05 AM #184078
Second that shampoo advice, cause once shampo get's inside your dick hole, It hurts like hell when you piss. and don't let shampoo dry on your dick.

use vasline, and in bed, make sure you always got a bag of cleanx.

once almoste been caught, so right now when ever I feel someone is gonna catch me, I set things up for excuses.
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Jul 12, 2008 12:30 AM #184117
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im just posting randomly so i can get 20 posts and post my animations


yeh so am i!
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Jul 12, 2008 12:34 AM #184129
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im just posting randomly so i can get 20 posts and post my animations


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Jul 12, 2008 12:35 AM #184131
Quote from MiniMan


Also a protip. DO NOT EVER EVER EVER USE SHAMPOO AS A LUBRICANT IN THE BATH. EVER.


Conditioner works reel good though.

Sometimes I'll use shampoo when I'm desperate, it's always good to be reminded constantly that you just masturbated.
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Jul 12, 2008 12:37 AM #184138
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I know we all do this but it still sounds wrong to hear someone type it.

Once I was in the shower fapping and brother walked in.

That was pretty awkward, he needed to get his towel so he could take a shower in the other bathroom and the lock on the door was broken.

>=[

Also me and my brother share a room and he masturbates when he thinks I'm asleep.

BUT I'M NOT.

Ugh.

Lol, havingyour brother walk in on your shower seems kinda awd.
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Jul 12, 2008 12:40 AM #184142
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Lol, havingyour brother walk in on your shower seems kinda awd.


Yeah it was kinda awd.
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Jul 12, 2008 12:41 AM #184144
Thread title is disappointingly misleading.
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Jul 12, 2008 3:40 AM #184276
This thread is AWESOME.No.
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Jul 12, 2008 3:57 AM #184282
Quote from StickFanGenX=D
Thread title is disappointingly misleading.


Yeah, not really.

Quote from Solister
This thread is AWESOME.No.


Yeah, really.
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Jul 12, 2008 6:00 AM #184359
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This thread is AWESOME.No.


and I was wondring what the girls would say if they read this.
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Jul 12, 2008 6:02 AM #184363
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and I was wondring what the girls would say if they read this.


Solister's not a girl silly.
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Jul 12, 2008 6:03 AM #184364
Actually, this grosses me out, but I don't find it very odd in the least. I'm sure you could put the guys in my class on a lie detector, 90% of them masterbate.

Twelve year old perverts.

I AM A MAN
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Jul 12, 2008 6:10 AM #184375
I was wanking in my bed when sister busted in.


I just flipped around real quick and pretended to be talking on phone.
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Jul 12, 2008 6:33 AM #184404
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I was wanking in my bed when sister busted in.


I just flipped around real quick and pretended to be talking on phone.


With your dick out?