Quote from James MoerHAHAHahahahaha...
No.
I am amused at how you epically fail at trying to make a joke.
ooooooh the irony
I'm coming.
Started by: kinto | Replies: 116 | Views: 5,174
Jul 13, 2008 9:40 AM #185634
ooooooh the irony
Jul 13, 2008 9:43 AM #185637
Quote from drockstaor maybe you just read it in this thread
I've just viewed the first page the last time I posted and here. that's it.
(Honestly I already knew that, Googled...)
Jul 13, 2008 10:14 PM #186106
i sometimes wank when im tired, and it wakes me up pretty well...
but one time i was wanking and my sisters boyfriend walked in and scared the shit out of me.
but one time i was wanking and my sisters boyfriend walked in and scared the shit out of me.
Jul 13, 2008 10:39 PM #186142
my brother used to allways bring his girlfriend to our house and pay me $10 to leave the house for 30 minutes.
i go realy annoyed with him doing this is so when he went out i came on his pillow for a laugh and waited for him to come back and went on his PS3. he came back, hugged his pillow and told me how much he loved her.
Ha, ****ing douche.
i go realy annoyed with him doing this is so when he went out i came on his pillow for a laugh and waited for him to come back and went on his PS3. he came back, hugged his pillow and told me how much he loved her.
Ha, ****ing douche.
Jul 13, 2008 10:43 PM #186150
Quote from Firefly.my brother used to allways bring his girlfriend to our house and pay me $10 to leave the house for 30 minutes.
i go realy annoyed with him doing this is so when he went out i came on his pillow for a laugh and waited for him to come back and went on his PS3. he came back, hugged his pillow and told me how much he loved her.
Ha, ****ing douche.
Good job coming in your brother's mouth.
Jul 13, 2008 10:56 PM #186172
would that be considered incest?Quote from SchwaGood job coming in your brother's mouth.
I mean, you accidentally kill someone, and it's accidental murder. What if you accidentally cum in your brothers mouth, accidental incest? just a dumb question.
Jul 13, 2008 11:12 PM #186192
Sexy reading how everyone wanks.
I got caught ones >_> I was wanking in front of the pc, and my mom walked in and I quickly stepped away, and she was staring at the hardcore porn clip that was running for like a couple of seconds >_> then she was like
''Have we ever had sex talk before?'' with a strange look on her face O_o
or it was ''what are you doINGN!??1'' can't remmmember >_>
oh well.
and lixu, rofl that sucks man. You dont mean that if you stretch your muscles you sometimes feel a crampy feeling? in your legs or something? probably not.
I got caught ones >_> I was wanking in front of the pc, and my mom walked in and I quickly stepped away, and she was staring at the hardcore porn clip that was running for like a couple of seconds >_> then she was like
''Have we ever had sex talk before?'' with a strange look on her face O_o
or it was ''what are you doINGN!??1'' can't remmmember >_>
oh well.
and lixu, rofl that sucks man. You dont mean that if you stretch your muscles you sometimes feel a crampy feeling? in your legs or something? probably not.
Jul 13, 2008 11:20 PM #186202
i was hoping he would lie down then realise his face was soggy.
I dont see how thats incest.
I dont see how thats incest.
Jul 13, 2008 11:49 PM #186231
Quote from SSJBryandoSexy reading how everyone wanks.
I got caught ones >_> I was wanking in front of the pc, and my mom walked in and I quickly stepped away, and she was staring at the hardcore porn clip that was running for like a couple of seconds >_> then she was like
''Have we ever had sex talk before?'' with a strange look on her face O_o
or it was ''what are you doINGN!??1'' can't remmmember >_>
oh well.
and lixu, rofl that sucks man. You dont mean that if you stretch your muscles you sometimes feel a crampy feeling? in your legs or something? probably not.
and then what happened?
Jul 13, 2008 11:50 PM #186233
I went to school lol since it was morning I think. then when I came back ,she looked like she was botherd by something and wanted to talk to me. and so we did =D real quick rofl. [ Talk of course >_>]
ANYWAYS.
*Changes subject real quick*/
Hey.
ANYWAYS.
*Changes subject real quick*/
Hey.
Jul 13, 2008 11:58 PM #186246
wow, my was like so you know abaut se-
me: yes mom.
mom: and you know about babi-
me: yesss
mom: well do you know about dise-
me: yes I know about STDs
mom: Oookay...
and I ran from the room.
me: yes mom.
mom: and you know about babi-
me: yesss
mom: well do you know about dise-
me: yes I know about STDs
mom: Oookay...
and I ran from the room.
Jul 13, 2008 11:59 PM #186249
lawl .
ive hadnt had "the talk."
ive hadnt had "the talk."
Jul 14, 2008 12:00 AM #186251
....lolz at flash man.
Jul 14, 2008 12:04 AM #186255
huh?
itl probally go
dad:so, you know about s-
me:yeah.
dad: and you know about babi-
me: yesss
dad: well do you know about dise-
me: yes I know about STDs
dad:so, if you get your girlfriend pregnant, i will personally casterate you.
me: O_o
itl probally go
dad:so, you know about s-
me:yeah.
dad: and you know about babi-
me: yesss
dad: well do you know about dise-
me: yes I know about STDs
dad:so, if you get your girlfriend pregnant, i will personally casterate you.
me: O_o
Jul 14, 2008 12:07 AM #186258
well they'll probably worn you about adultry if the were religious.