The Official Rap Thread

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Krob
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Jul 14, 2008 5:34 PM #187062
Someone battle me..?
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Jul 14, 2008 5:54 PM #187074
Quote from Krob.
Someone battle me..?

ok, ill battle you.

you obviously suck,
cause as i am told.
your one fat f*ck,
who is ten years old.
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Jul 14, 2008 6:17 PM #187094
To the entire thread:

You stupid ass niggers, and your cotton pickin' rap,
Sounds like shit, fuck you niggers, you all got the clap,
Be fuckin' yo hoes, been doin' yo weed,
That's all you fucking talk about, intelligence is what you need,
Why don't you listen to real music, like country or rock,
Before I slap your nigger ass with my big fat white cock,
Your stupid fat lips, your watermelon, your chicken,
All you skinny stupid niggers are ripe for the pickin',
The cotton that is, get your ass back to the field,
Before I whip your dumb ass, with my whip that I wield,
When you flee from the field, to steal all my shit,
My tv, my bike, my woman, get a life,
My bitch don't want your fuckin' nigger aids,
She wants my white cock, your mom even paid,
You got nothing, but aids and bigass fat lips,
And your fat black women, and their not so curvy hips,
Not really a stick, more like a big black line,
Man the harpoons, 'cause them bitches sure ain't fine,
You all live on welfare, get a fucking job,
The Mexicans do it, why can't you, lazy blob,
So I guess I'm about done, not much left to say,
I done raped you niggers, why don't you just pray?
'Cause God' the only thing, that'll keep your ass safe,
When Face Plate's up in this shiz, to fuck you with a rake.

[/racist anti-rap rap]

Motherfuckers.
**Nothing against any black people on the forum. Just using the stereotypes against rap. Peace out.
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Jul 14, 2008 6:23 PM #187103
couldn't find anything to rhyme with the second to last sentence?
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Jul 14, 2008 6:24 PM #187106
Quote from Dark
couldn't find anything to rhyme with the second to last sentence?


It's called a slant rhyme. Most rappers use it in their shit, why can't I?
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Jul 14, 2008 6:29 PM #187114
because you're white.
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Jul 14, 2008 6:30 PM #187115
Quote from Flashman12
because you're white.


Meh. All rapping is, is bad poetry.
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Jul 14, 2008 6:32 PM #187121
amen to that.
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Jul 14, 2008 8:44 PM #187289
yall stupid white niggas
aint doin shit but pullin triggas
on yo water guns
but u all got da runs
like i do with da cops
and i killed yo pops
so dont **** with my nine
cuz it will make you whine
no homo
fat homo
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Jul 14, 2008 8:48 PM #187292
sam i am.
i am sam.



no.
Cade
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Jul 14, 2008 8:54 PM #187295
cat
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pat
fat
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Jul 14, 2008 9:17 PM #187313
I'm horrible at rapping, so bear with me.

in tekken, i can own with lee or jin
in the world of warcraft i got a paladin
i was excited to hear mass effect has sex
i've never had it before it's like a hex
i have wet dreams about zelda and sheik
and the recon armor, which i seek
spies cant sap mah sentry in tf2
my familiar in kol is the awesome grue
metal gear solid brang tears to my eyes
at the end, when the series said goodbye
i be spiiting in the mike, BOOM HEADSHOT
when i hit you with a gold dragonuv, which i got
since i mastered all these things
in vidoegames, i am the king of kings
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Jul 14, 2008 9:27 PM #187329
Quote from adrenalineflash
yall stupid white niggas
aint doin shit but pullin triggas
on yo water guns
but u all got da runs
like i do with da cops
and i killed yo pops
so dont **** with my nine
cuz it will make you whine
no homo
fat homo


Inadequate shit is inadequate.
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Jul 15, 2008 1:04 AM #187515
Quote from Phosphorus
I'm horrible at rapping, so bear with me.

in tekken, i can own with lee or jin
in the world of warcraft i got a paladin
i was excited to hear mass effect has sex
i've never had it before it's like a hex
i have wet dreams about zelda and sheik
and the recon armor, which i seek
spies cant sap mah sentry in tf2
my familiar in kol is the awesome grue
metal gear solid brang tears to my eyes
at the end, when the series said goodbye
i be spiiting in the mike, BOOM HEADSHOT
when i hit you with a gold dragonuv, which i got
since i mastered all these things
in vidoegames, i am the king of kings

I actually liked this one.

Quote from Face Plate
Inadequate shit is inadequate.

AYO **** YALL BUSTAS fukin witeboy haturz yo u step into my hood and we'll do it hood rat way man y'all white niggas is soft.
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Jul 15, 2008 1:23 AM #187531
Quote from Face Plate
Meh. All rapping is, is bad poetry.


Quote from Flashman12
amen to that.


Yeah I know right? Rap is crap LOL!

Ugh, I'm too lazy to type one up. Also, I actually want to hear a serious one from adrenaline.