Yo momma thread

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Jul 15, 2008 8:50 AM #187862

Post yer jokes about her here.

Yo momma is so fat, if she stands on a scale you can see her phone number.
Yo momma is so ugly, if she participates in an ugly contest, people say: sorry, no professionals

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Jul 15, 2008 8:53 AM #187863

Oh God.

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Jul 15, 2008 8:54 AM #187864

yo moma is so fat and big, when she stood in the middle of the road, it took all my car gas to go around her.

yo moma is so huge, a wheal had a crush on hr.

yo moma is so fat, when she jumped into the indian ocean, she made tsunami 2.

I mad the last two.

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Jul 15, 2008 9:01 AM #187866

Yo momma is so fat, if she goes in a blue dress at sea, people scream OH MY GAWD, TSUNAMI

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Jul 15, 2008 9:15 AM #187875

Yo momma is a truck .

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Jul 15, 2008 9:46 AM #187897

You mother is obese.

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Jul 15, 2008 12:40 PM #187965

ur mums so fat the she doesn't have to eat anymore because she can live of the food she has already eaten which is alot becasue she is so fat!

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Jul 15, 2008 12:51 PM #187968

Ur Mumma so ugly, when she went to a strip club they paid her to keep her clothes on!!

Ur mamma so ugly, she makes blind ppls eyes melt.

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Jul 15, 2008 1:05 PM #187972

ur moma joeks r funy as fuk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jul 15, 2008 2:29 PM #188016

Yo momma was raped by 2-D

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Jul 15, 2008 2:42 PM #188030

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLL

epic ownage and a sig for u!!

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Jul 15, 2008 3:15 PM #188049

Yo momma is fat.

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Jul 15, 2008 3:28 PM #188056

Yo momma can't make jokes.......................

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Jul 15, 2008 3:30 PM #188058

my jokes pwned tyvm

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Jul 15, 2008 3:55 PM #188075

Yo momma tried to drown a fish.