I may go BLU. Unless I find some brown overalls.

Giant holster may be a problem.

I got loads of giant magical wrenches lying around.

I got a hard hat, needs to be painted yellow.

Got some extra cord for that "rope" looking thing on his side.

Kneepads are a sinch, I got some perfect ones but they're not yellow.

I want to get a good glove, not a ****ing dish washing glove.

Hell I could probably even rig up a small PDA and detonating PDA from simple and cheap parts. I have all of the shit to do this. I just need to get the dance down.

Are you going to bring a shotgun along with you?

NO.

SPY.

complete with mouthful of cigarettes, butterfly knife, and "gentlemen"

Engineers make good money and are always in demand in the job market; spies are a risky (and very small) career field. I'd become an engineer if I were you, because of the job prospects to risks ratio. You should consider beginning classes in high school.

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Engineers make good money and are always in demand in the job market; spies are a risky (and very small) career field. I'd become an engineer if I were you, because of the job prospects to risks ratio. You should consider beginning classes in high school.

Old Joke.

I'll be an engineer, but I'll grab a ski mask and some cigarettes for those who want to see my mouthful. You sick ****s.

take a full body pic of you just standing there and me or someone else will photoshop the engies clothing and shit on you, yo.

I'll see if I can get my camera charged.

I spent 5 minutes in my garage and found the following.

-Giant belt/holster
-Kneepads
-Hard hat
-MAMMOTH ****ING WRENCH the closest I'm getting to the actual thing. It weights at LEAST 7 pounds, and is around 16 inches long. It's the real ****ing deal. Hope the school doesn't lable it a weapon. I'm also looking to see how to make a PDA. If I had my old iPod, I could just rig up a cool case. Hell, 2 in 1. Cool modification and part of the costume.

I just need:
-Shirt
-Overalls
-Boots
-Goggles
-PDA

I wouldn't dare show up at my school in the Big Daddy costume.

"HELL NIGGA', DAT CRACKA GOT A DRILL. SHOO' HIS ASS"

Aren't you too old for Halloween?

Too old for Halloween? No.
Too old for Trick-Or-Treating. **** Yes.

Also, lol 2-D dammit I didn't even think of that when I typed it.

I measured it.

22 ****ing inches. **** yeah.

This isn't no ordinary wrench, no you can't find this shit at home depot. **** those cosplay fags with their 12 inch wrench they got at home depot, they all suck dick compared to my wrench. You don't find this thing in Home Depot, you find it on some gigantic industrial plant like an oil rig or plane factory. You don't FUCK with this wrench.

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Too old for Halloween? No.
Too old for Trick-Or-Treating. **** Yes.

But you'll do it anyway because you're fat. Ha.

Anyway, you need a big metal toolbox. Don't forget the toolbox.

Of course, I can even spraypaint a 24 on it.

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