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If you could freeze time...

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Aug 15, 2008 11:25 AM #223031
hmmmm im just wonderin wat youd have to do to freeze time
mabye
i know instead of totaly stopin (in other words yud have to exist out of time)
you could speed up the rate at which you molecuels move without totally disrupting the placement and also do vice versa towards other things just as good.
or seeing as time is simply a recordation of time we could break the locks on our human minds and changee our perspective allowing us to move through time freely as god intended
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Aug 15, 2008 11:33 AM #223039
Vex, I am going to ban you if you don't stop posting random shit.
Read the rules.
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Aug 15, 2008 11:37 AM #223042
wats rong with suggesting how stopping time is possible srsly im not jkin
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Aug 15, 2008 2:10 PM #223080
i'd go out and get all the hot women naked and i'd do what i want with them.
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Aug 15, 2008 2:25 PM #223085
i would live forever .
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Aug 15, 2008 2:42 PM #223095
Something legal?
Well, reading the first and last page, I've see none abiding by the rules.

I'd do all the important crap, so when it came back to the day, I had the day to myself.
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Aug 15, 2008 2:46 PM #223096
I'd probably scare the shit out of people. Like if I see someone walking in the corridor, I'd pause time and go right in front of them, then start it again. I'd also do the same with the president at the whitehouse, and maybe put a few of his colleagues in to sexual positions in his office, just as he's about to walk in... Damn these laws of physics!
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Aug 15, 2008 4:09 PM #223140
Wow, you guys have no ****ing imagination.

There's so much awesome fun stuff you could do if you could freeze time. Just because you can't do any really illegal stuff doesn't mean you can't do really elaborate, but utterly harmless pranks.

I'm talking about causing mass confusion here. What about freezing time in school and turning every desk and large object you can possibly find upside down. Or lifting everyones pencil/pen/whatever several inches in the air and unfreezing time to have them drop simultaneously all over the building. How about planting some cd players and mini speakers in hidden places, maybe inside the ceiling, and have them blast some really annoying music (or perhaps use this opportunity for mass rickrolling).

If you're really patient, how about something far more elaborate. Pick a random building with a nice flat wall on one side, and paint an enormous mural depicting Captain Crunch on a unicycle.

Ok, so maybe some of those pranks are bordering on illegal, but at least I'm being more creative than "RAEP PPL BECASS I WANT DO SEX W/ CHIX"

There's still plenty of cool stuff you could do that doesn't involve any pranking whatsoever.

How about stuff that would just look cool. Throw a large rock or something into water and freeze time in mid splash. Or set off fireworks or something and attempt to freeze time at the precise moment they explode. Or set up an epic coke and mentos fountain. Arrange hundreds of bottles of coke however you see fit, freeze time, and place a mentos hovering above each and every bottle.
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Aug 15, 2008 4:14 PM #223146
Pirate wins, before I made this thread I had every one of those ideas. Other than the captain crunch on the unicycle part, but I did think of making a big mural.
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Aug 15, 2008 4:17 PM #223149
I would rick-roll the entire world.
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Aug 15, 2008 4:21 PM #223152
yeah, go to a world-wide news station or something and play rick astley for the whole world to see!

mwuhahaha!
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Aug 15, 2008 11:30 PM #223465
I would go explore some places that one usually couldn't get to. Like really deep in the ocean, or the inside of a volcano.
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Aug 15, 2008 11:39 PM #223469
I'd freeze time.

And start work on tonights homework.

Or freeze time and bring alot of homless people to the white house, and put many loonies everywhere.

After taking out all the security of course.
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Aug 15, 2008 11:39 PM #223471
**** every girl I ever wanted to, and steal all th diesle clothes I could get..and then walk on the frozen gas particlesin in the air, and explore the atomesphere, and kill every man causing wars..
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Aug 15, 2008 11:39 PM #223470
I'd freeze it for a few friends as well, and we'd hang out FOREVER!!!
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