How to resist fapping

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Jul 17, 2008 5:35 AM #190161
3 days with no wanking, bored, curosity and Google leads me to this. Thanks Mormons!

http://www.moonmac.com/Mormon_masturbation.html

1. Never touch the intimate parts of your body except during normal toilet processes.

2. Avoid being alone as much as possible. Find good company and stay in this good company.

3. If you are associated with other persons having this same problem, YOU MUST BREAK OFF THEIR FRIENDSHIP. Never associate with other people having the same weakness. Don't suppose that two of you will quit together, you never will. You must get away from people of that kind. Just to be in their presence will keep your problem foremost in your mind. The problem must be taken OUT OF YOUR MIND for that is where it really exists. Your mind must be on other and more wholesome things.

4. When you bathe, do not admire yourself in a mirror. Never stay in the bath more than five or six minutes -- just long enough to bathe and dry and dress AND THEN GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM into a room where you will have some member of your family present.

5. When in bed, if that is where you have your problem for the most part, dress yourself for the night so securely that you cannot easily touch your vital parts, and so that it would be difficult and time consuming for you to remove those clothes. By the time you started to remove protective clothing you would have sufficiently controlled your thinking that the temptation would leave you.


And many many more.
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Jul 17, 2008 5:40 AM #190163
Pfft, that's gay.

Mormons are stupid.
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Jul 17, 2008 5:41 AM #190165
or, you just take a gun, and shoot yourself.


I WILL NEVER STOP FAPPING.
until i get laid, that is.
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Jul 17, 2008 5:43 AM #190166
If your desperate watch male pornography.... Thats a killer.
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Jul 17, 2008 5:43 AM #190167
wows something useful in a while.

miniman saves the day.
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Jul 17, 2008 5:45 AM #190170
If you are associated with other persons having this same problem, YOU MUST BREAK OFF THEIR FRIENDSHIP

Damn, no friends again.
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Jul 17, 2008 5:46 AM #190172
Quote from Socks
If your desperate watch male pornography.... Thats a killer.


Not for some people here. *ahem* Kveyo *ahem*
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Jul 17, 2008 5:46 AM #190173
Oh, 1970's Mormons, that's a kicker.
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Jul 17, 2008 5:46 AM #190175
That made me feel like fapping
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Jul 17, 2008 5:48 AM #190179
In very severe cases it may be necessary to tie a hand to the bed frame with a tie in order that the habit of masturbating in a semi-sleep condition can be broken.

Haha, thats the only thing that works for me anymore.
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Jul 17, 2008 5:54 AM #190185
now, i can get out of any clothes, if i am motivated.
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Jul 17, 2008 5:59 AM #190190
Quote from BloodFruit
In very severe cases it may be necessary to tie a hand to the bed frame with a tie in order that the habit of masturbating in a semi-sleep condition can be broken.

Haha, thats the only thing that works for me anymore.
I'd use my left hand. And having someonw tie me up would be weird. And if it was a female...hmmm god damn then the whole technique is useless.
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Jul 17, 2008 6:04 AM #190195
I heard females can masturbate without hands. (or feet, miniman)
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Jul 17, 2008 6:04 AM #190196
Also, a problem with number 3. That'd just leave me with friends that are girls, which knowing them, would lead to worse things than masturbating.

On second thought, maybe I should try that.
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Jul 17, 2008 6:05 AM #190197
Quote from MiniMan
I'd use my left hand. And having someonw tie me up would be weird. And if it was a female...hmmm god damn then the whole technique is useless.


Shit son, I would use my feet.