I HATE THIS ****ING COMMERCIAL GOD DAMN IT

ITS SO ****ING FAKE ITS SICKENING

it starts out with some annoying ass looking prick and has a voice like hes ****ing full of himself or something, and the thing he does when he blows out of his nose like a douche makes me rage

and then it cuts to some chick that obviously isnt wearing a bra and whos nipples are ****ing poking out like ****, and then she asks about 4-5 men "HAS U HURD ABOOT XTENSE" "Y YES I HAS I USE IT MYSELF"

"AND HOW HAS IT DONE FOR YOU?"

and EVERY ****ing dude responce

"WELL.. IT MADE ME [SIZE="5"]BIGGAR[/SIZE]"
"IT GOT.. [SIZE="6"]BIGGER[/SIZE]"
"THIGNS GET [SIZE="7"]BIGGER[/SIZE]"

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE


AND THEN MR. DOCTOR DOUCHE IS ALL
"HELLO, I AM DOCTOR DOCTOR, AND I HAVE PERSONALLY RESEARCHED THIS SHIT AND I FOUNDED THIS INSTITUTION *SHOWS A STILL IMAGE OF SOME SHITTY INSTITUTION* AND I APROVE OF THIS FOR MAKING YOUR DICK BIGGER, I USE IT MYSELF, NOW WHERES MY ****ING CHECK"

AND THEN IT CUTS TO SOME UGLY BITCH THAT ****ING BLINKS WAY TO MUCH AS IF ITS SUPOST TO GIVE ME A RAGING BONER AND START BUYING THEIR PRODUCT RIGHT AWAY BECAUSE THE GIRL ON TV LOOKS LIKE SHES FLURTING WITH ME.

FOR THE PRICE OF A POSTAGE STAMP FOR THE PRICE OF A POSTAGE STAMP FOR THE PRICE OF A POSTAGE STAMP FOR THE PRICE OF A POSTAGE STAMP FOR THE PRICE OF A POSTAGE STAMP FOR THE PRICE OF A POSTAGE STAMP FOR THE PRICE OF A POSTAGE STAMP FOR THE PRICE OF A POSTAGE STAMP FOR THE PRICE OF A POSTAGE STAMP FOR THE PRICE OF A POSTAGE STAMP FOR THE PRICE OF A POSTAGE STAMP FOR THE PRICE OF A POSTAGE STAMP FOR THE PRICE OF A POSTAGE STAMP FOR THE PRICE OF A POSTAGE STAMP FOR THE PRICE OF A POSTAGE STAMP YOU CAN GET A BIGGER DICK


AND WHY THE **** DO ALL THE DUDES THEY INTERVIEW LOOK EITHER ****ING WIERD AS SHIT OR CREAPY AS HELL?

AND MY GOD, THAT GUY WITH THE BLONDE HAIR THAT THEY INTERVIEW, I JUST WANT TO ****ING JUST ****ING KILL HIS FACE OFF **** **** **** ****

MALE ENHANCEMENT ****CFFFFFFFFFFF

Rage .

BIGGER
BIGGER
BIGGER
BIGGER
BIGGER
BIGGER
BIGGER
urgh

my name is blacktastic, i wanna touch my lips to your dick

Quote from 2-D

my name is blacktastic, i wanna touch my lips to your dick

Well, it got BIGAR.


And your not afraid to say that?


Ah, no WAI.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua72u9CuKfk

RESULTS MAY VARY.

Just change the ****ing channel and enjoy male-enhancement-commercial free TV.
ffs.

Quote from Trypheon

Just change the ****ing channel and enjoy male-enhancement-commercial free TV.
ffs.

change the channel every commercial break?

**** that

Quote from The Fallen

Well, it got BIGAR.


And your not afraid to say that?


Ah, no WAI.

i hate that ****ing part, why the **** WOULD YOU BE AFRAID TO SAY THAT YOU HAVE A HUGE ****ING DICK













I HATE THIS ****ING ****

[size="5"]Bigger

Better

Burger King[/size]

[size="7"]THiNGS GET BIGGAR[/size]

GOd damnit, these are shown all the ****ing time on G4. The advertisers always assume that nerds and geeks have tiny dicks, especially after 9:00 PM.

I think that new commercial for Enzite or whatever is pretty funny, in that it LEAVES NOTHING TO THE IMAGINATION.

The guy is Santa and the announcer is like "He's got a sleigh full of confidence, and a SACK FULL OF PRIDE!" That's got to be considered child abuse or something.

Americans have perverted commercials.

No, Japan did it first.

You know what I fucking hate?

LIPOZENE COMMERICALS. Theyr'e long as fuck, and its the same boring ass woman, explaining how its so great and works well.

I mean, just get a liposuction fatass. The name LIPO is already in the damn pill.


Edit - I also hate those commercials from burger king or some shit, with that whopper or whatever that nasty ass shit is. "So special people may think you think your special." Why the shit would anyone feel special eating Fast Food?