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Hello Stickpage. I'm gonna give one of these Stickpage game thingamajigs a go. Let's begin.

The Things You Don't Do Game

How it works:
I ask about something. If it's the funniest you'll win, if not you lose.
Example:


Topic: Something you don't say to an old person.

How old are you?

etc, etc.

Rules:
Must be a full sentence.
Only 3 entries allowed.


ROUND 2 TOPIC: Things You Don't Say While Having Sex

Leaderboard
Round 1
[Things you don't say to impress a girl]
-1st-

Quote from Jutsu

So, how do you feel about shingles?

-2nd-

Quote from Nish

Excuse me, miss. Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

-3rd-

Quote from Magi

HEY BABY U WANT SUM FUK?

Round 2
[Things you don't say while having sex]
-1st-
-2nd-
-3rd-

I'll start.

So, what's your name?



Gogogogo!

So, how do you feel about shingles?

So its like Whose line? cool.

Tits.

You know why 88 is better than 69? Because you get 8 twice if you know what I mean.

Hey, I'm 21 years old, and I live with my mom, and she's not gonna be there for 5 hours, wanna fuck?

I was paid 10 dollars to do this, and frankly, you look ugly, so let's get this over.

Hey, do you have a girlfriend?

HEY BABY U WANT SUM FUK?

Devour taught me

Quote from Magi

HEY BABY U WANT SUM FUK?

Devour taught me

Actually, this works.

I was straight, you made me gay.

Quote from Magi

HEY BABY U WANT SUM FUK?

Devour taught me

Actually lol'd

Your profile pic makes it hilarious.

Oh I forgot to mention guys... rounds are daily, so anywhere from 16 - 24 hours after the first round comes out the next one will commence.
Keep it up.

1 + 1= 2 ,wanna multiply? ;)

I want to have you and sex with your children (bad poker face)

SUP BITCH LETS HAEV KIDZ LEL

dat ass