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Jan 9, 2017 2:13 PM #1472852
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Yeah I can do stickpage. You go around different sections trying to make anims for currency that you use to pay to improve your skillz

But there are also 5+ factions on the map hunting you down or interacting. And you can choose to hijack them or something.

Maybe I'll do a cyberpunky theme


Yeah SP themed sounds pretty fun. Might want to have some classic inside jokes there too.
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Jan 9, 2017 5:54 PM #1472869
rapid fire movie reviews go

1: Suicide squad: Much better than I expected, it's no surprise that the biased crooked cocksuckers that comprise movie reviewers tried to nail this movie to the same cross they crucified Batman v Superman on. Because the legions of simpering malcontent fanboys who will never be satisfied with the results of the live action movie their watching gobble that shit up and ask for seconds. But what a crazy notion, that I could judge an action flick on its own merits and not be expecting shawshank redemption quality story telling. At the end of the day it didn't blow my mind, but it also didn't suck either, it was what I would call okay or decent. Something movie reviewers are incapable of compromising on lately. Not that this movie isn't rife with flaws.
Let's address the elephant in the room. They shoulda just called it deadshot the movie, because Will Smith steals the goddamn show. There's a few unnecessary characters, random white boy mcgoodguy and boomerang dude don't contribute diddly. They coulda given more to killer croc and diablo as well, when you consider how many epic scenes deadshot gets. Obviously harley quinn did pretty well, I thought she fit the character very well and while the joker is a bit intrusive and he isn't heath ledger I thought he was taking his performance generally the right direction. All he's gotta do is less cat growling and he'll be fine in a full joker performance later along the line. And that's what this feels like, a set up for these characters, namely deadshot and joker/harley.
The villains were a cool concept, but ended up super lame. She just snaps her fingers and creates a non-descriptive magical doomsday device. Complete with generic swirling death vortex and disposable cg armies. All of which takes away from the suspense and is undone by cartoonish sacks of explosives. But hey, at least it was good entertainment.

2: Kubo and the two strings: The animation, music and voice acting are top shelf, I like to think I've gotten to the point where I can appraise some quality in these categories. But enough about this movies fat budget, as big animated movies are churned out with the regularity of the weather changing every year and this is more than just your yearly animated film. It's legitimately good and it takes more than a big budget to impress me.
It's not all perfect though. It does have a little too many feels good messages crammed up its ass for my liking, granted many are appropriate to contrast how holy shit biscuits sad this story is. I did see most of the twists and turns coming up ahead like a roller coaster, but I enjoyed them none the less.
It's very difficult to talk about this movie without getting into the spoilers, especially a lot of what makes this movie awesome. Just know that this movie was clearly made with legitimate care and emotional content by the people creating it and it's evident when you watch the movie. The characters are memorable and charming, the conceptualization of the villains is awesome. Lots of the messages in this film are witty or have actual philosophical implications far beyond the typical yearly animated forest animals shit we usually get.
Like when Kubo is talking to that old man "But you're twice as blind as I am!" and the old man says "Then I guess that means I see twice as much truth." Easily a 9/10 animated movie, watch this shit.

3: Kick ass: Oh boy this movie sure hasn't aged very well already. But it's still cute and exciting in its own ways. I love stories about the emotional effects of trying to be a superhero in a shitty world. At first I want to hate the main character, for making so many dumbass decisions and just generally going about his business like a complete fool. Until Big Daddy and Hit Girl show up to give you all the serious business you can handle. Upon which jew curls son of gingerton becomes a very refreshing comic relief in a "I wasn't taking this super hero thing as seriously as I should've" kind of way. Which kinda makes his lameness the same reason kick ass is cool.
You're gonna need to suspend the shit out of your disbelief to get into this film. You'll be asking how kick ass can leave his blood all over the city, doesn't watch his IP addresses and is just generally very inept at what he's trying to do but doesn't get discovered by his numerous fans/enemies. How many times can you come home with a pulverized face before your only parent realizes somethings going on? And I can't think of a single high schooler that wants to deal with anymore of the worlds bullshit as soon as that bell rings telling them they can go home.
But still, all this is punctuated by stimulating albeit sometimes disturbing action scenes. Usually with a little girl laying waste to organized crime like she's going for the high score on an arcade machine while kickass freaks out and gets his ass beat trying to handle a couple dudes. It's a fun movie and a fun concept, but it doesn't really go beyond that at all.
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Jan 10, 2017 1:18 AM #1472915
Jutsu, do you take orders for reviews?

This is some damn good stuff here.
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Jan 10, 2017 1:30 AM #1472924
Rogue One was good. Anyone else watch it yet?
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Jan 10, 2017 2:46 AM #1472947
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Yeah SP themed sounds pretty fun. Might want to have some classic inside jokes there too.


If I know any.

Such an intricate game would unfortunately require maybe just 4 players. So slots would be limited
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Jan 10, 2017 4:20 AM #1472958
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Jutsu, do you take orders for reviews?

This is some damn good stuff here.

Well I've never received any requests before, but I don't see why not.

I guess it totally depends on what you want me to review. =D
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Jan 10, 2017 4:28 AM #1472960
Review all 4 JP movies.
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Jan 10, 2017 8:10 AM #1472971
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rapid fire movie reviews go

1: [B]Suicide squad[/B

I don't completely disagree since I didn't think it was as bad as everyone said it was, it just didn't feel like Suicide Squad. Even Deadshot didn't really feel like Deadshot; I suppose there was somewhere in the contract where Will Smith wanted to keep the mask off most of the time, but he just didn't really feel like Deadshot outside of his aim. He barely even used his signature wrist guns. It doesn't completely take away from the badass scenes that he had, but it's tough to really differentiate between Deadshot and another guy who has good aim. The squad didn't really feel like a squad; Echantress was basically gone for most of the movie, Captain Boomerang barely even threw boomerangs, and Killer Croc was given like five lines. There was a bit of a forced narrative in the movie like when Diablo was saying the team was his family despite only being together for less than half a day. Leto was a better joker than I expected acting-wise and I think mostly suffered from the lackluster role the script gave him. The villain was pretty insufferable too. Just... really boring with powers pulled out of the ass. I'm just rapid firing things how I felt, but overall it was a decent action movie, it just didn't feel like he captured the idea of a team nor did it really capitalize on the strengths that Suicide Squad could've been. So I guess I mostly agree with you.

They did Amanda Waller *very* well I will say.

2: [B]Kubo and the two strings[/B

Yeah, this was a surprisingly good movie. It took me a minute to get used to the designs, but the overall animation and art style is beautiful. I think the main thing that stopped me from really appreciating this movie was the inane dialogue. The cheesy and corny exchanges would work on 10 year old me, but most of the time they just fell flat on me. I also wasn't a huge fan of the sisters. I liked their ominous designs, but their methods just struck me as evil for the sake of being evil. The grandfather kind of saved that point honestly since he had some solid dialogue and great design. The story was pretty damn cheesy, but it was at least somewhat original and executed well, especially in tandem with the visuals (even if I saw the twists coming a mile away). The greatest strengths this movie has is obviously the animation and color; it's just so fucking pretty.
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Jan 10, 2017 1:49 PM #1472986
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Well I've never received any requests before, but I don't see why not.

I guess it totally depends on what you want me to review. =D


Huh. Well now.

Shit I don't know what to say as of now. But I'll remember you said that. There was a movie I had wanted to see but never got to...now I forgot what it was.
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Jan 10, 2017 4:37 PM #1473019
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I don't completely disagree since I didn't think it was as bad as everyone said it was, it just didn't feel like Suicide Squad. Even Deadshot didn't really feel like Deadshot; I suppose there was somewhere in the contract where Will Smith wanted to keep the mask off most of the time, but he just didn't really feel like Deadshot outside of his aim. He barely even used his signature wrist guns. It doesn't completely take away from the badass scenes that he had, but it's tough to really differentiate between Deadshot and another guy who has good aim. The squad didn't really feel like a squad; Echantress was basically gone for most of the movie, Captain Boomerang barely even threw boomerangs, and Killer Croc was given like five lines. There was a bit of a forced narrative in the movie like when Diablo was saying the team was his family despite only being together for less than half a day. Leto was a better joker than I expected acting-wise and I think mostly suffered from the lackluster role the script gave him. The villain was pretty insufferable too. Just... really boring with powers pulled out of the ass. I'm just rapid firing things how I felt, but overall it was a decent action movie, it just didn't feel like he captured the idea of a team nor did it really capitalize on the strengths that Suicide Squad could've been. So I guess I mostly agree with you.

They did Amanda Waller *very* well I will say.

I see what you're saying about Will Smiths Deadshot barely wearing the iconic mask, but to be fair I remember the guy who played Deadshot in arrow barely ever wearing the mask if at all. And his performance more than stood up on it's own in my opinion. So I don't see the mask as a deal breaker, so much as a gripe, albeit a valid one if you're an avid comic book fan expecting 1 for 1 character depictions. But if we're expecting 1 for 1, killer croc coulda definitely been depicted closer to his comic counterparts too.
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As for his signature wrist gun, well I remember him using it a few times in suicide squad but wasn't exactly keeping count. Again it's not something that really bothered me, as Floyd tends to save it as his ace in the hole and deadshot was nowhere close to actually dying for real in this film. It should never be strange to see a guy named "deadshot" using a wide variety of firearms I feel like.

I forgot to mention Amanda Waller, probably because this movie is overcrowded with characters but she was pretty dang good. At first she raised a huge red flag for me when she said "because convincing people to work against their own self interests for others is what I do" I almost slammed on the breaks. Because that's something I feel like Amanda Waller wouldn't say directly or come clean on at all. I understand the movies need to demonstrate to the uninitiated who exactly she is, to clarify right out of the gate that she's a piece of work. But she's a disillusioned piece of work is the thing, Amanda Waller needs to give a spiel about how it's actually the right thing to do something she eventually delivers on with aplomb.

The problem with expecting actors to deliver a version of a character from a comic book, is that the fans read comic books and perceive the character their way in their own head. Just text and illustrations leaves a lot to the imagination. That's why I'm willing to compromise on these sorts of things as long as the performance and that actors interpretations are decent.

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Yeah, this was a surprisingly good movie. It took me a minute to get used to the designs, but the overall animation and art style is beautiful. I think the main thing that stopped me from really appreciating this movie was the inane dialogue. The cheesy and corny exchanges would work on 10 year old me, but most of the time they just fell flat on me. I also wasn't a huge fan of the sisters. I liked their ominous designs, but their methods just struck me as evil for the sake of being evil. The grandfather kind of saved that point honestly since he had some solid dialogue and great design. The story was pretty damn cheesy, but it was at least somewhat original and executed well, especially in tandem with the visuals (even if I saw the twists coming a mile away). The greatest strengths this movie has is obviously the animation and color; it's just so fucking pretty.

Sheit I really liked the evil moon chicks, even though they were clearly just the penultimate challenge. You're totally right that the dialogue is cheesy as shit, but also they've gotta keep shit appropriate enough that kids can even watch it otherwise they've gotta put a different rating on it. Kubo and the two strings isn't exactly lacking in mature content for an animated film these days either.
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Jan 10, 2017 11:46 PM #1473051
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2: Kubo and the two strings: The animation, music and voice acting are top shelf, I like to think I've gotten to the point where I can appraise some quality in these categories. But enough about this movies fat budget, as big animated movies are churned out with the regularity of the weather changing every year and this is more than just your yearly animated film. It's legitimately good and it takes more than a big budget to impress me.
It's not all perfect though. It does have a little too many feels good messages crammed up its ass for my liking, granted many are appropriate to contrast how holy shit biscuits sad this story is. I did see most of the twists and turns coming up ahead like a roller coaster, but I enjoyed them none the less.
It's very difficult to talk about this movie without getting into the spoilers, especially a lot of what makes this movie awesome. Just know that this movie was clearly made with legitimate care and emotional content by the people creating it and it's evident when you watch the movie. The characters are memorable and charming, the conceptualization of the villains is awesome. Lots of the messages in this film are witty or have actual philosophical implications far beyond the typical yearly animated forest animals shit we usually get.
Like when Kubo is talking to that old man "But you're twice as blind as I am!" and the old man says "Then I guess that means I see twice as much truth." Easily a 9/10 animated movie, watch this shit.


I really enjoyed this movie, the visuals are gorgeous and whilst yeah a lot of what was coming was obvious I managed to shut my brain off for that and just enjoy it as a fun movie, especially the first time I watched it.
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Jan 10, 2017 11:55 PM #1473055
Well I'm the type of person that can enjoy any movie so Suicide Squad was gud. (I was being sarcastic on Discord about how much I hate SS)
Well, it was good.
Then my friend had this super long rant on why SS is bad, and then it made me realize it's bad.
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Jan 11, 2017 1:54 AM #1473060
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Then my friend had this super long rant on why SS is bad, and then it made me realize it's bad.


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Jan 11, 2017 4:57 AM #1473073
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I really enjoyed this movie, the visuals are gorgeous and whilst yeah a lot of what was coming was obvious I managed to shut my brain off for that and just enjoy it as a fun movie, especially the first time I watched it.


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Well I'm the type of person that can enjoy any movie so Suicide Squad was gud. (I was being sarcastic on Discord about how much I hate SS)
Well, it was good.
Then my friend had this super long rant on why SS is bad, and then it made me realize it's bad.

You sure seem impressionable...What's like, you're opinion on it?


Edit: Sharing neato video I found
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Jan 11, 2017 5:43 AM #1473074
watch this video instead, it's the original


Also, it's "your" not "you're"
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