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Feb 1, 2009 2:06 AM #349657
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I told him to. Combos are ****ing annoying.
I was so tempted to just say "Combos are ****ing annoying." right there.
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Feb 1, 2009 2:13 AM #349658
Because you are Miniman.
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Feb 1, 2009 2:31 AM #349659
And Miniman is Miniman.
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Feb 1, 2009 2:32 AM #349660
According to the rules, you should be banned!
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Feb 1, 2009 2:34 AM #349662
If we went strictly by the rules, almost everyone would be banned. Except for me cuz I'm awesome and I follow all the rules. :D
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Feb 1, 2009 2:58 AM #349674
Wait isn't a combo repeating the same phrase like 10 times?
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Feb 1, 2009 3:17 AM #349676
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Same, except I've also been sick for the last 4 days and it keeps getting worse. I got about two hours of sleep last night and I feel like shit. Plus I've got a really bad headache and I feel really lightheaded. I can barely even take five steps without stumbling or needing to brace myself. I don't know what the hell it is because it's not a cold, but it sucks.


People barely ever break their hands from punching people too hard. About 90% of the time it's caused by bad technique (which basically means your friend doesn't know how to throw a punch.)


I heard some girl say that she saw one of them punch the wall, so that might have been it. He's sticking to his guns that it was from when he punched the kid in the face, though.

I was actually about 1 foot away from the fight. I was about to pin the other dude against the wall, but the teacher ran up.

I MUST EXPLAIN IT


K, so there's this dude called Davante Bacon. He's black and skinny, but he works out a bit and has a six pack. My friend is pretty much the exact same, but he's a bit more buff and actually has experience with fighting.

So, the map of the area where the fight happened was here:
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Friend and Bacon were talking and messing around. Not angry at all or anything. Bacon tells my friend to hit him in the face, and friend hesitates a bit, looks back at me, and I'm all "I'll do it if you don't want to," because the kid is really annoying and shit. I was just messing around, and everyone's laughing and shit, including Bacon. So my friend punches the dude in the cheek. Not hard or anything, it was like punching a friend in the shoulder kind of punch, you know?

Well, Baconfag thinks that my friends trying to insult him or something, and he stands up and walks around his desk behind him, not laughing or even saying anything. You could feel the change in atmosphere instantly. My friend sees him coming over, and I don't know if he thought Bacon was serious or not, but he got up in that boxing stance, and in like a second Bacon just started thrashing at my friend, not even ****ing punching, he's just moving his arms and shit in my friends direction.

My friend obviously punches back, actually doing something, punching Bacon and stuff. I honestly don't remember it that much, I was sort of in shock. After about 2 seconds my friend had his back to the wall, and I hear the substitute yell "WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE CRAZY?!" and some stomping in our direction. At about 3.5 seconds, my friends pushed Bacon back towards the other side of the room, to where he's standing to the left of the back of my chair.

Teacher grabs Bacon at about 4.5 seconds, they both stop fighting, and he leads Bacon to outside the room and tells my friend to stay there. Few seconds later he tells friend to come out and that's it.


20 minutes later, Bacon walks back to class, his face all swollen, snot coming out and shit. Trying to pass off like he wasn't crying. He says he "got three days." (3 days out of school suspension, just like my friend.) He grabs his stuff and leaves.

Few minutes later, friend comes in with one of the administrators standing outside. He says he hurt up his hand pretty bad, gets his stuff and goes. When he starts walking out I ask this kid to start the slow-clap with me, so my friend gets applause while walking out from the whole class. A few seconds later I notice that he left his glasses case on the floor so I pick them up and run out to get him, which was a very bad decision for me because I still had my MP3 player in my ears, and halfway down the hall I remember and I tucked it behind my back when I was running, which probably made me stand out even MORE because I looked like some retard running down the hall with one hand and some wires behind his back.

Fortunately, the administrator ignored it and carried my friends glasses back with him, because my friend couldn't even move his hand and the other was full.

His parents didn't punish him for some reason, and he called me and asked me to come over and signed his cast, but I'm sick so I couldn't go.


tldr; black people = srs bzns
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Feb 1, 2009 3:53 AM #349683
Quote from Strelok
I heard some girl say that she saw one of them punch the wall, so that might have been it. He's sticking to his guns that it was from when he punched the kid in the face, though.

I was actually about 1 foot away from the fight. I was about to pin the other dude against the wall, but the teacher ran up.

I MUST EXPLAIN IT


K, so there's this dude called Davante Bacon. He's black and skinny, but he works out a bit and has a six pack. My friend is pretty much the exact same, but he's a bit more buff and actually has experience with fighting.

So, the map of the area where the fight happened was here:
Image

Friend and Bacon were talking and messing around. Not angry at all or anything. Bacon tells my friend to hit him in the face, and friend hesitates a bit, looks back at me, and I'm all "I'll do it if you don't want to," because the kid is really annoying and shit. I was just messing around, and everyone's laughing and shit, including Bacon. So my friend punches the dude in the cheek. Not hard or anything, it was like punching a friend in the shoulder kind of punch, you know?

Well, Baconfag thinks that my friends trying to insult him or something, and he stands up and walks around his desk behind him, not laughing or even saying anything. You could feel the change in atmosphere instantly. My friend sees him coming over, and I don't know if he thought Bacon was serious or not, but he got up in that boxing stance, and in like a second Bacon just started thrashing at my friend, not even ****ing punching, he's just moving his arms and shit in my friends direction.

My friend obviously punches back, actually doing something, punching Bacon and stuff. I honestly don't remember it that much, I was sort of in shock. After about 2 seconds my friend had his back to the wall, and I hear the substitute yell "WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE CRAZY?!" and some stomping in our direction. At about 3.5 seconds, my friends pushed Bacon back towards the other side of the room, to where he's standing to the left of the back of my chair.

Teacher grabs Bacon at about 4.5 seconds, they both stop fighting, and he leads Bacon to outside the room and tells my friend to stay there. Few seconds later he tells friend to come out and that's it.


20 minutes later, Bacon walks back to class, his face all swollen, snot coming out and shit. Trying to pass off like he wasn't crying. He says he "got three days." (3 days out of school suspension, just like my friend.) He grabs his stuff and leaves.

Few minutes later, friend comes in with one of the administrators standing outside. He says he hurt up his hand pretty bad, gets his stuff and goes. When he starts walking out I ask this kid to start the slow-clap with me, so my friend gets applause while walking out from the whole class. A few seconds later I notice that he left his glasses case on the floor so I pick them up and run out to get him, which was a very bad decision for me because I still had my MP3 player in my ears, and halfway down the hall I remember and I tucked it behind my back when I was running, which probably made me stand out even MORE because I looked like some retard running down the hall with one hand and some wires behind his back.

Fortunately, the administrator ignored it and carried my friends glasses back with him, because my friend couldn't even move his hand and the other was full.

His parents didn't punish him for some reason, and he called me and asked me to come over and signed his cast, but I'm sick so I couldn't go.


tldr; black people = srs bzns


Its like you think everyone cares.
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Feb 1, 2009 3:56 AM #349689
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Its like you think everyone cares.


Oh man, you're so witty.
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Feb 1, 2009 5:31 AM #349709
Hey guys i just took a shitload of pills. what should i do now?
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Feb 1, 2009 5:37 AM #349711
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Hey guys i just took a shitload of pills. what should i do now?


I don't know, but I was somewhat high from the four different cold meds I took today, and I just chilled out a bit.
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Feb 1, 2009 6:03 AM #349718
Drink lots of alcohol
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Feb 1, 2009 6:06 AM #349720
Goddamned black people and their serious businesses
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Feb 1, 2009 6:08 AM #349723
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Hey guys i just took a shitload of pills. what should i do now?


Don't try to hang yourself!
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Feb 1, 2009 6:12 AM #349725
Don't black people normally travel in packs? Or should I say gangs?
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